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<i>♪ Coup d'etat, coup d'etat ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Coup d'etat ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Coup d'etat ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Coup d'etat ♪</i>

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<i>♪ The government
gets overthrown ♪</i>

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<i>♪ A sudden force,
a major stroke ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Over out, new comes in ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Coup d'etat ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Give me a bomb ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Generalissimo sets up shop ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Step out of line,
your neck's on a block ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Armies marching
through the streets ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Dressed real sharp,
dressed real neat ♪</i>

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Tatiana!

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<i>♪ Coup d'etat ♪</i>

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Tatiana,
hustle your ass down here!

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Tatiana, now!

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Hey, sexpot.

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I just wanted to say

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I had a really nice time
last night.

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And, um,

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I'm sorry about
what I said in the car.

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I... I know how mad
it makes you,

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and I promise
I won't say it again.

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It's just,
I couldn't help myself. I...

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I think I am
in love with you.

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I thought I threw
those boots in the trash.

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You did.

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If you keep
fishing them out,

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you're going to break
your neck.

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You know, I got
better things to do than

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push you around in a wheelchair
the rest of my life.

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Morning.

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You should've seen the way

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he was looking
at me last night.

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I mean, it's real.

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And he's so smart.

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I shouldn't have said it.
I shouldn't have said it.

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You never tell 'em
you love 'em.

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Everybody knows.
It's textbook.

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Everyone except you,
apparently.

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Hey, I deserve
a little respect.

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No, no. You're right on track,
sleeping with a married man.

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A soon-to-be divorced
married man.

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Okay, sure.

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Could you at least try
to fix your hair?

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I am fixing it.
I'm fixing it to cover my face.

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Not that you give a shit,
but you look pretty cute

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when people can actually
see your face.

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And ditching that thing in your
nose wouldn't hurt either.

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You're the one
who took me to get it.

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What can I say?
I'm an idiot.

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Nnn!

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No comment.

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Walk much?

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I think I might yark.

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1975 Mustang Stocker,

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blue-and-red tampo.

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Original package.
Never played with.

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Wow.

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That is so... neat.

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I always said
when I was a dentist,

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I was going to have
the coolest waiting room.

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Well, you succeeded.

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Hey, so, um,

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did you get
my message?

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I had a really good
time last night.

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Not here, Darlene.

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There's a cleaning in Exam 4.

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Hmph.

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Hey, Tats.

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- What's up?
- Hey.

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So, did you read it?

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Yeah.
I have to be honest.

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I'm not sure
those books are religious.

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I get them
from my church.

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It's basically
torture porn.

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That chapter on
the left leg of hell,

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with the demon making that
other guy drink molten lead?

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- Mm-hmm.
- That was disgusting.

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Right?
I mean, who knew

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that hell was divided
into parts of the body?

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You haven't even gotten to the
best chapter yet: the bowels.

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- Mm.
- When people are in there,

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it's like they're
swimming in acid.

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Their skin burns off.

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It's awesome.

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Yeah, I'll take
your word for it.

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I don't know. It's just
not that fun to read about

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the place where my skanky mom's
probably going to end up.

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Happens to everyone who
commits sins of the flesh.

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That's her.
Biggest slut in the game.

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Here. This one's
even sicker.

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It's the next one
in the series.

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The devil's
actually a parasite

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that eats a person
from the inside out.

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I put Post-It notes
on all the good parts.

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- Catch you later.
- Thank you.

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Mm-hmm.

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Sophomores, you have proven
that teenagers can in fact

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survive the ancient art
of letter writing.

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You have personally corresponded
with luminaries

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who have inspired you.

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Does anyone care
to share whom...

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not who, whom...

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you selected?

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I wrote to Mark Zuckerberg,
'cause he's so rich.

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Inspiring choice.
Anyone else?

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Miss Miles,

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care to tell us
who you wrote to?

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Anton Vincent.

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The dictator?

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Miss Miles,
the assignment was

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to write to a role model,
someone you admire.

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I admire his style.

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You shouldn't admire
anything about him.

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- He's evil.
- Okay, well,

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so were the Khmer Rouge,
and they had good style.

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Well,

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I certainly appreciate
the shock-and-awe,

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Tatiana,

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but honestly,
you're smarter than that.

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There is a reason
27 countries

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have united to overthrow
Anton Vincent.

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- He's a horrible person.
- Who looks cool.

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You found the evidence
on their computers, yes?

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They did not
have computers.

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Then-Then how did you know
they were traitors?

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You said
they were, sir.

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You ordered
their executions.

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If they had evidence
on their computers!

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But they didn't
have computers.

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Fire!

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Sir, I'm sorry.

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I thought you said that
you had the evidence.

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I am so sorry, sir.
I misunderstood.

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Sir, I'm sorry!

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Sir, I misunderstood
what you said!

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Sir! Please!
Please forgive me, sir. Please!

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Sir! Sir!

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Oh.

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Oh!

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Oh!

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Charles, stop it.
You're...

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Ooh! Oh!
That feels so good.

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Ah!

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You are so sexy.

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Oh, my God.
Dr. Charles.

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Patty won't let me
do this to her.

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She thinks it's strange.

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Oh, my God.
<i>She's</i> strange.

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It's liberating, right?

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Here.

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- Ah!
- Keep recording.

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I'll watch it again
later at home.

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Oh, my God.
You're amazing.

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Chrissake.

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Hold that thought.
Darlene Miles.

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What?

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So what are
you gonna do?

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Who knows?

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Maybe we'll be
pen pals.

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Right. You can ask him
his favorite color,

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his favorite movie,

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and how many people
he's tortured this week.

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Dictators get
such a bad rap.

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I wonder why.

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Look, he mailed me
his armband, okay?

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He can't be
that horrible.

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When we freed our country

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from the dirty
capitalist swine,

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we expected
a better life.

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Yet I regret to say

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there are still challenges.

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The surpluses we expected
in milk production

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were ill-considered.

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There are critical shortages
of gas,

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bread, and soap.

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I ask that you please
try harder.

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We are trying harder!

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I too must sacrifice.

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This morning I learned
that my brother-in-arms

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sold military secrets
to the United States.

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Oh, my God!

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For this,
I blame the enemy.

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They can take away
our friends,

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but they cannot take away
our spirit.

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Homeland... or death!

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Homeland or death!

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You don't belong here!

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Put your sunblock on
and go home!

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Shoot this guy.

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Did I tell you
I can't practice next week?

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- Oh, yeah. The Bible retreat.
- Mm-hmm.

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What exactly do you do
on those things?

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We worship. It's rad.

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I... I'm sorry.
I don't know why I did that.

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It's okay. It's okay.

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Um, it's just temptation.

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You can shun it.

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You're right.

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I feel like
such a reject.

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The Lord will
show you the way.

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♪ Rape it ♪

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♪ Rape it, rape it, rape it ♪

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♪ Rape it ♪

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♪ Rape it, rape it, rape it ♪

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♪ Rape it ♪

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♪ Rape it, rape it, rape it ♪

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Tatiana,

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what the hell
is wrong with you?

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Your forehead vein
looks like it's gonna pop.

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You should chill.

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I'm sorry. How am I supposed
to chill when I get a call

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from the high-school
principal saying

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my kid's a total fuck-up?

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I'm sure she used
those exact words.

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She did,
and then she says that

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you need more guidance...
like it's my fault.

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You know, you try having a kid
when you're in high school,

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- and you see how well you do.
- No, thank you.

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You don't think I want
to be some smart-ass

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writing letters to a dictator
for a school project?

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I don't even know
what that means!

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- I used to be a rebel once.
- No.

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That's fine. That's fine.
Put it away. Okay, I get it.

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No, you can stop now.
You're not funny.

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You're disgusting.
Get away from me. Stop!

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I'm just saying,
look where it got me.

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I got you extra Sriracha.
You're welcome very much.

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- I need you to come with me.
- I'm busy.

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You don't even know
where I want you to go.

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Yeah, to your
geezer boyfriend's,

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so you can sit outside
and see if he's cheating on you.

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I'm sure he's with
someone else.

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Like his wife?

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Okay, go up.
Look in the windows.

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He said he was going
to be home, but...

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he hasn't returned
any of my texts.

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The lights are on.

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Go.

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March up there and scout out
the target, soldier.

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Go!

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Oop!

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Come on, come on!

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Let's go!

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Was he there?

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What do you think?
He lives there,

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With his lovely wife
and his two kids.

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Those kids aren't even
his kids.

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They're her kids,
from another marriage.

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And that Patty bitch
isn't so lovely.

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She is a psycho bitch

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who spends all his money
and acts like...

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Like what?
Like she's married to him?

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Shit! My armband!

258
00:16:19,285 --> 00:16:21,588
Mom, we got to go back.

259
00:16:32,866 --> 00:16:34,666
<i>Dear Anton,
thanks for the armband.</i>

260
00:16:34,668 --> 00:16:37,567
<i>I'm wearing it right now
even though my mom hates it,</i>

261
00:16:37,569 --> 00:16:41,004
<i>but I hate my mom,
so that makes us even.</i>

262
00:16:41,006 --> 00:16:44,442
<i>Okay, to be honest,
I'm not wearing it right now,</i>

263
00:16:44,444 --> 00:16:46,711
<i>because it fell off when I was
running away from someone.</i>

264
00:16:46,713 --> 00:16:48,178
<i>Long story.
I hope everything</i>

265
00:16:48,180 --> 00:16:50,447
<i>is going good
with your country.</i>

266
00:16:50,449 --> 00:16:52,185
<i>From, Tatiana.</i>

267
00:16:53,852 --> 00:16:56,553
<i>Dear Tatiana, I'm sorry</i>

268
00:16:56,555 --> 00:16:58,755
<i>you and your mother
are feuding.</i>

269
00:16:58,757 --> 00:17:00,892
<i>I have a daughter who is
a little older than you,</i>

270
00:17:00,894 --> 00:17:04,561
<i>and at times
she does not like me either.</i>

271
00:17:04,563 --> 00:17:07,632
<i>Things in my country
are difficult right now.</i>

272
00:17:07,634 --> 00:17:09,467
<i>There is a rebel faction</i>

273
00:17:09,469 --> 00:17:11,469
<i>that wants to overthrow
the government</i>

274
00:17:11,471 --> 00:17:13,904
<i>and behead me
and my family.</i>

275
00:17:13,906 --> 00:17:15,405
<i>It is stressful.</i>

276
00:17:15,407 --> 00:17:18,076
<i>It feels like there is
no one I can trust.</i>

277
00:17:18,078 --> 00:17:20,010
<i>Oh, I can totally relate</i>

278
00:17:20,012 --> 00:17:21,378
<i>about the trust thing.</i>

279
00:17:21,380 --> 00:17:23,047
<i>I just got dicked over
by a teacher</i>

280
00:17:23,049 --> 00:17:25,883
<i>who's got a stick up his butt
'cause I wrote to you.</i>

281
00:17:25,885 --> 00:17:28,519
<i>To give you an idea
of the loser-dom at my school,</i>

282
00:17:28,521 --> 00:17:31,455
<i>there's a group of girls who
call themselves "slushies."</i>

283
00:17:31,457 --> 00:17:33,590
<i>It stands for
"sluts and lushes."</i>

284
00:17:33,592 --> 00:17:35,759
<i>Sarvia is the one
they all worship,</i>

285
00:17:35,761 --> 00:17:37,095
<i>which is a joke,
if you ever saw her.</i>

286
00:17:37,097 --> 00:17:39,630
<i>She thinks
whale tails look good.</i>

287
00:17:39,632 --> 00:17:41,798
<i>And somehow,
everyone agrees with her.</i>

288
00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:44,501
<i>Borderline retarded, right?</i>

289
00:17:44,503 --> 00:17:45,970
<i>Anyway, I'm sorry that</i>

290
00:17:45,972 --> 00:17:47,771
<i>people want to kill you
and your family.</i>

291
00:17:47,773 --> 00:17:49,374
<i>That's messed up.</i>

292
00:17:49,376 --> 00:17:52,009
<i>By the way,
what's your favorite color?</i>

293
00:17:52,011 --> 00:17:53,544
<i>Your letters have been</i>

294
00:17:53,546 --> 00:17:55,179
<i>a welcome respite
from my struggles.</i>

295
00:17:55,181 --> 00:17:58,548
<i>In addition to making threats
of invasion,</i>

296
00:17:58,550 --> 00:18:01,652
<i>the United States supports
the rebel army</i>

297
00:18:01,654 --> 00:18:04,721
<i>and has placed an embargo
around our borders.</i>

298
00:18:04,723 --> 00:18:07,892
<i>It is impossible for goods
to come in or out.</i>

299
00:18:07,894 --> 00:18:11,496
<i>My people cannot get
medical supplies,</i>

300
00:18:11,498 --> 00:18:14,664
<i>and many people are dying.</i>

301
00:18:14,666 --> 00:18:16,800
<i>My favorite color is purple.</i>

302
00:18:16,802 --> 00:18:18,536
<i>I like purple too.</i>

303
00:18:18,538 --> 00:18:21,939
<i>Does the embargo mean that
you can't download cool music?</i>

304
00:18:21,941 --> 00:18:23,507
<i>That blows.</i>

305
00:18:23,509 --> 00:18:26,109
<i>Maybe I can rip a CD
for your daughter.</i>

306
00:18:26,111 --> 00:18:29,079
<i>Does she like
classic '80s hardcore?</i>

307
00:18:29,081 --> 00:18:32,016
<i>Bands like the Meatmen,
the Dead Kennedys,</i>

308
00:18:32,018 --> 00:18:33,550
<i>Gangrene, Dead Milkmen,</i>

309
00:18:33,552 --> 00:18:37,422
<i>the Butthole Surfers,
Agent Orange?</i>

310
00:18:37,424 --> 00:18:39,760
<i>Oh, definitely
the Circle Jerks.</i>

311
00:18:41,694 --> 00:18:43,693
<i>Thank you
for your lively music.</i>

312
00:18:43,695 --> 00:18:45,695
<i>My daughter enjoyed it.</i>

313
00:18:45,697 --> 00:18:48,301
<i>The rebels have surrounded
the capital.</i>

314
00:18:50,036 --> 00:18:51,402
<i>I know it sounds psycho</i>

315
00:18:51,404 --> 00:18:53,237
<i>'cause we've never even met,
but...</i>

316
00:18:53,239 --> 00:18:56,943
<i>sometimes I feel like you're
the only one who gets me.</i>

317
00:18:58,711 --> 00:19:00,444
<i>My correspondence</i>

318
00:19:00,446 --> 00:19:02,315
<i>will be less frequent.</i>

319
00:19:03,883 --> 00:19:05,281
<i>Big bummer.</i>

320
00:19:05,283 --> 00:19:09,619
<i>P.S.,
I drew you a picture.</i>

321
00:19:11,523 --> 00:19:13,827
Mom, what's going on
in there?

322
00:19:16,029 --> 00:19:18,865
You better not O.D.
on cough syrup again!

323
00:19:24,604 --> 00:19:26,540
What happened?

324
00:19:33,913 --> 00:19:36,750
He fired me.

325
00:19:38,585 --> 00:19:40,684
He said I was

326
00:19:40,686 --> 00:19:43,753
causing him added stress.

327
00:19:43,755 --> 00:19:47,059
He didn't complain about
added stress when...

328
00:19:48,761 --> 00:19:50,795
when I was doing that thing

329
00:19:50,797 --> 00:19:53,029
that his... that his wife
won't let him do.

330
00:19:53,031 --> 00:19:56,233
- No, ew, Mom. Too much.
- No, it's not what you think.

331
00:19:56,235 --> 00:19:58,635
God, I let him put my...

332
00:19:58,637 --> 00:20:02,205
No, no, no. I really
don't need to know.

333
00:20:02,207 --> 00:20:04,575
But, um,

334
00:20:04,577 --> 00:20:05,976
I think
it's safe to say

335
00:20:05,978 --> 00:20:09,513
Mr. Sexpot wasn't your ticket
to the American dream.

336
00:20:09,515 --> 00:20:11,083
It's okay.

337
00:20:37,076 --> 00:20:38,712
Hey, Den.

338
00:20:40,780 --> 00:20:42,012
You know this maxi pad?

339
00:20:42,014 --> 00:20:44,315
Yeah, we know each other.
We jam together.

340
00:20:44,317 --> 00:20:47,151
Tatiana, Sarvia.

341
00:20:47,153 --> 00:20:48,986
Sarvia, Tatiana.

342
00:20:48,988 --> 00:20:50,153
We're already acquainted.

343
00:20:50,155 --> 00:20:52,323
So when'd you get back
from Jesus camp?

344
00:20:52,325 --> 00:20:53,958
I tried your cell all night.

345
00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:55,226
That must've been
when we were...

346
00:20:55,228 --> 00:20:57,028
busy.

347
00:20:57,030 --> 00:20:58,962
Okay, well, I just
wanted to let you know

348
00:20:58,964 --> 00:21:00,730
that I wrote back
to the dictator.

349
00:21:00,732 --> 00:21:02,999
Oh, I heard about that little
genius plan of yours.

350
00:21:03,001 --> 00:21:05,102
I don't mean to crush
your dreams or anything,

351
00:21:05,104 --> 00:21:07,305
but, you know,
your pen pal's probably dead.

352
00:21:07,307 --> 00:21:09,973
- What do you know about it?
- It's all over Twitter.

353
00:21:09,975 --> 00:21:12,609
We droned the shit out of
his country this morning.

354
00:21:12,611 --> 00:21:15,448
Everything's
all blown up.

355
00:21:25,157 --> 00:21:26,656
<i>The palace
of communist dictator</i>

356
00:21:26,658 --> 00:21:28,960
<i>Anton Vincent
has been under siege</i>

357
00:21:28,962 --> 00:21:30,661
<i>for the past three days.</i>

358
00:21:30,663 --> 00:21:32,328
<i>U.S.-backed
island nationals</i>

359
00:21:32,330 --> 00:21:36,601
<i>have ousted what would be the
last of the colonial families.</i>

360
00:21:36,603 --> 00:21:39,336
<i>Vincent,
a third-generation strongman,</i>

361
00:21:39,338 --> 00:21:40,904
<i>is still unaccounted for.</i>

362
00:21:40,906 --> 00:21:42,740
- Why aren't you in school?
- Shh!

363
00:21:42,742 --> 00:21:44,808
Don't shush me.

364
00:21:44,810 --> 00:21:46,943
Honey, you're
already on thin ice.

365
00:21:46,945 --> 00:21:49,313
<i>...to the islanders,
who are now shelling his palace</i>

366
00:21:49,315 --> 00:21:51,182
<i>and pillaging his residence.</i>

367
00:21:51,184 --> 00:21:54,119
- Off.
- Leave me alone, all right?

368
00:22:07,399 --> 00:22:09,299
Hey, Tats.

369
00:22:09,301 --> 00:22:11,736
Did you miss me?

370
00:22:11,738 --> 00:22:14,404
What kind of name
is Sarvia anyway?

371
00:22:14,406 --> 00:22:16,272
Biblical.
From the Old Testament.

372
00:22:16,274 --> 00:22:19,410
Oh. I bet her dad
would be mighty proud

373
00:22:19,412 --> 00:22:21,979
to find out how skanky
his daughter really is.

374
00:22:21,981 --> 00:22:26,185
It's not just... her.

375
00:22:27,753 --> 00:22:30,223
Tats, me and Sarvia...

376
00:22:31,991 --> 00:22:35,028
we uh...
we had sex.

377
00:22:38,431 --> 00:22:40,865
Liar.

378
00:22:40,867 --> 00:22:42,866
She brought some Molly
on the trip,

379
00:22:42,868 --> 00:22:45,903
and we took it,
and it-it was crazy.

380
00:22:45,905 --> 00:22:47,837
I'm going to hell, Tats.

381
00:22:47,839 --> 00:22:50,240
I don't believe you.
You're lying.

382
00:22:50,242 --> 00:22:51,741
I wish I were.

383
00:22:51,743 --> 00:22:54,047
She made me record
the whole thing.

384
00:22:58,784 --> 00:23:00,451
I don't want
to see that!

385
00:23:00,453 --> 00:23:02,752
I'm sending it to you anyway.

386
00:23:02,754 --> 00:23:05,355
There. Sent.

387
00:23:05,357 --> 00:23:07,124
Maybe it'll purge me.

388
00:23:07,126 --> 00:23:09,292
Say something.

389
00:23:09,294 --> 00:23:11,394
Please?

390
00:23:11,396 --> 00:23:14,432
- Get out.
- Tats, I don't know what...

391
00:23:14,434 --> 00:23:16,366
Get out!

392
00:23:16,368 --> 00:23:19,202
Get the fuck out!
Go!

393
00:23:19,204 --> 00:23:21,073
Get out!

394
00:23:41,394 --> 00:23:43,394
It's you.

395
00:23:43,396 --> 00:23:46,098
Yes. It's me.

396
00:23:49,902 --> 00:23:52,737
Don't make a sound.

397
00:23:52,739 --> 00:23:55,806
I want some water,
some food,

398
00:23:55,808 --> 00:23:59,242
and a computer
for the World Wide Web.

399
00:23:59,244 --> 00:24:01,045
Okay?

400
00:24:01,047 --> 00:24:03,346
I'm going to remain here.

401
00:24:03,348 --> 00:24:05,915
And don't do
anything foolish,

402
00:24:05,917 --> 00:24:08,986
because if they find me here,

403
00:24:08,988 --> 00:24:11,521
we could both die.

404
00:24:11,523 --> 00:24:14,258
You understand? Okay?

405
00:24:14,260 --> 00:24:17,830
- Go. Go on.
- Oh, my God.

406
00:24:27,072 --> 00:24:29,807
Do we have any
real food in this house?

407
00:24:29,809 --> 00:24:31,978
What are you,
on a health kick?

408
00:24:33,378 --> 00:24:35,179
No, but it would be nice

409
00:24:35,181 --> 00:24:38,050
if we had something
other than candy.

410
00:24:45,925 --> 00:24:47,791
I'm here.

411
00:24:47,793 --> 00:24:49,028
Okay.

412
00:24:51,062 --> 00:24:53,963
Did you bring
the provisions?

413
00:24:53,965 --> 00:24:57,468
The modem's in my room.

414
00:24:57,470 --> 00:24:59,303
The-The World Wide Web?

415
00:24:59,305 --> 00:25:02,338
But you have to wait
till my mom's gone.

416
00:25:02,340 --> 00:25:04,374
- Oh.
- Okay?

417
00:25:04,376 --> 00:25:06,343
I apologize

418
00:25:06,345 --> 00:25:08,444
if I frightened you.

419
00:25:08,446 --> 00:25:10,181
It's okay.

420
00:25:10,183 --> 00:25:14,151
Uh, did you bring
your daughter with you?

421
00:25:14,153 --> 00:25:16,153
No, she's hidden
on the island.

422
00:25:16,155 --> 00:25:18,087
I'm waiting till
I contact

423
00:25:18,089 --> 00:25:21,291
my comrades tomorrow.

424
00:25:21,293 --> 00:25:23,493
With your help.

425
00:25:23,495 --> 00:25:25,962
Okay. Also, um,

426
00:25:25,964 --> 00:25:28,999
this is all we had...
Red Bull, Fun Dust...

427
00:25:29,001 --> 00:25:31,836
but it's a pretty sick
combination, I think.

428
00:25:31,838 --> 00:25:33,039
Give here.

429
00:25:38,176 --> 00:25:40,376
Yeah, it's a little strong.

430
00:25:40,378 --> 00:25:42,579
Here.

431
00:25:42,581 --> 00:25:44,983
Hold out your hand.

432
00:25:46,618 --> 00:25:48,253
Okay.

433
00:25:52,491 --> 00:25:55,124
You're smaller
than I imagined.

434
00:25:55,126 --> 00:25:57,896
And you're older.

435
00:26:26,325 --> 00:26:29,026
What the hell?
You can't be in here!

436
00:26:29,028 --> 00:26:31,895
I'm trying to contact
my comrades.

437
00:26:31,897 --> 00:26:33,329
How do you use
this device?

438
00:26:33,331 --> 00:26:35,332
Okay, you're not even
in my mail program.

439
00:26:35,334 --> 00:26:37,166
Listen, if my mom sees you,
she'll wig out.

440
00:26:37,168 --> 00:26:38,368
I'm not even half-joking.

441
00:26:38,370 --> 00:26:40,371
This is no time
for petty matters.

442
00:26:40,373 --> 00:26:43,339
Tatiana,
two minutes, and I'm dust!

443
00:26:43,341 --> 00:26:46,076
I have to go to school!
What am I supposed to tell her?

444
00:26:46,078 --> 00:26:48,077
Uh, tell her you're sick.

445
00:26:48,079 --> 00:26:50,079
You'll learn far more
with me than you will

446
00:26:50,081 --> 00:26:52,449
from the U.S.
education system.

447
00:26:52,451 --> 00:26:54,386
Tatiana!

448
00:27:04,664 --> 00:27:06,931
Are you on meth?

449
00:27:06,933 --> 00:27:08,699
Why aren't you dressed?

450
00:27:08,701 --> 00:27:11,335
I... I think I'm sick.

451
00:27:11,337 --> 00:27:13,202
Oh. Great.

452
00:27:13,204 --> 00:27:15,239
Dragged my ass
out of bed for nothing.

453
00:27:15,241 --> 00:27:18,177
Well, you need to find
a job, don't you?

454
00:27:19,412 --> 00:27:22,246
Look who's telling who
what's what.

455
00:27:22,248 --> 00:27:24,949
Worry about yourself, missy.

456
00:27:24,951 --> 00:27:28,419
I am. You don't work,
I don't eat.

457
00:27:35,094 --> 00:27:37,493
- Has she gone?
- She will be.

458
00:27:37,495 --> 00:27:39,496
Good.

459
00:27:39,498 --> 00:27:42,132
My comrades are waiting
for me for instructions.

460
00:27:42,134 --> 00:27:44,969
I'm organizing
a revolutionary force,

461
00:27:44,971 --> 00:27:48,038
and I will re-take
the capital.

462
00:27:48,040 --> 00:27:50,074
For this,
I need your help.

463
00:27:50,076 --> 00:27:53,042
- You mean, my help?
- Your...

464
00:27:53,044 --> 00:27:55,179
I'm not exactly
a revolutionary.

465
00:27:55,181 --> 00:27:58,182
No, you are infinitely

466
00:27:58,184 --> 00:28:01,053
more capable
than you think you are.

467
00:28:02,253 --> 00:28:03,519
The only people
who agree with you

468
00:28:03,521 --> 00:28:05,489
are right here
in this room,

469
00:28:05,491 --> 00:28:07,758
and I'm not
one of them.

470
00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:09,425
I'm going!

471
00:28:09,427 --> 00:28:11,260
If you so much as
step out of this house,

472
00:28:11,262 --> 00:28:13,297
I'm gonna kick you
in the ass when I'm back!

473
00:28:13,299 --> 00:28:15,399
Love you too, Mom.

474
00:28:15,401 --> 00:28:18,301
I assume you have
a video camera.

475
00:28:18,303 --> 00:28:20,671
Why would you
assume that?

476
00:28:20,673 --> 00:28:24,008
You Americans fill your homes
with things you don't need.

477
00:28:24,010 --> 00:28:26,376
Okay, but apparently
you need it.

478
00:28:26,378 --> 00:28:28,211
We don't have
video cameras,

479
00:28:28,213 --> 00:28:30,713
We have cell phones
with cameras on them.

480
00:28:30,715 --> 00:28:32,281
Oh, well,

481
00:28:32,283 --> 00:28:33,682
we'll use that then, eh?

482
00:28:33,684 --> 00:28:37,121
Um, you're not taking hostages
or anything, are you?

483
00:28:37,123 --> 00:28:40,723
'Cause just so you know,
I am un-cool with that.

484
00:28:40,725 --> 00:28:42,526
No, no, no.

485
00:28:42,528 --> 00:28:44,127
Okay.

486
00:28:44,129 --> 00:28:47,663
Oh, and I need
a, uh, clean shirt.

487
00:28:47,665 --> 00:28:51,300
My mom got that
at a hygienist convention.

488
00:28:51,302 --> 00:28:53,202
It's nice, yeah?

489
00:28:53,204 --> 00:28:55,071
Okay, action.

490
00:28:58,174 --> 00:29:01,045
Comrades, countrymen,
brothers-in-arms,

491
00:29:01,047 --> 00:29:04,181
Anton Vincent is alive

492
00:29:04,183 --> 00:29:07,183
and building an army
of thousands.

493
00:29:07,185 --> 00:29:09,819
I will return,
and together,

494
00:29:09,821 --> 00:29:13,589
we will repel
the invaders.

495
00:29:13,591 --> 00:29:16,192
Never give up.
Never falter.

496
00:29:16,194 --> 00:29:19,730
Homeland or death.

497
00:29:19,732 --> 00:29:22,167
How was that?

498
00:29:24,470 --> 00:29:26,737
<i>♪ Jealous cowards
try to control ♪</i>

499
00:29:26,739 --> 00:29:28,672
<i>♪ Rise above,
we're gonna rise above ♪</i>

500
00:29:28,674 --> 00:29:31,075
<i>♪ They distort
what we say ♪</i>

501
00:29:31,077 --> 00:29:32,608
O-Okay, turn it off.

502
00:29:32,610 --> 00:29:34,478
We're done.

503
00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:38,214
Okay. A classic song of revolt,
but it's your call.

504
00:29:38,216 --> 00:29:40,249
We must hand-deliver
a copy of the video

505
00:29:40,251 --> 00:29:42,719
to the offices of CNN.

506
00:29:42,721 --> 00:29:45,355
Dude, you
really are in the Dark Ages.

507
00:29:45,357 --> 00:29:47,223
We can just post it.

508
00:29:47,225 --> 00:29:49,292
No posts!
A hard copy.

509
00:29:49,294 --> 00:29:51,295
Fine. I'll burn a DVD.

510
00:29:51,297 --> 00:29:53,763
There's a local
news studio...

511
00:29:53,765 --> 00:29:55,833
Then we bring it there.

512
00:29:55,835 --> 00:29:58,868
Okay, sorry to be a buzz-kill,
but we're lacking wheels.

513
00:29:58,870 --> 00:30:00,604
In my country,

514
00:30:00,606 --> 00:30:03,707
we ride on legs,
not foreign oil.

515
00:30:03,709 --> 00:30:06,609
We can't ride our bikes there.
It's like two miles.

516
00:30:06,611 --> 00:30:08,479
We ride.

517
00:30:08,481 --> 00:30:10,717
Fine. But you need
a disguise.

518
00:30:15,154 --> 00:30:18,424
Well, you're a better
well-dressed man than I was.

519
00:30:21,359 --> 00:30:24,795
The well-dressed man?
<i>Blue Velvet?</i>

520
00:30:24,797 --> 00:30:28,132
That was my Halloween
costume last year.

521
00:30:28,134 --> 00:30:29,732
What's that?

522
00:30:29,734 --> 00:30:31,201
It's a bicycle.

523
00:30:31,203 --> 00:30:34,137
No, it's not.
That's a tricycle.

524
00:30:34,139 --> 00:30:36,539
Okay, well, you said
you wanted to ride with legs.

525
00:30:36,541 --> 00:30:39,143
Yeah,
but not on a tricycle.

526
00:30:39,145 --> 00:30:42,248
It was my grandma's. She didn't
know how to ride a bike.

527
00:30:43,249 --> 00:30:44,416
Wh...

528
00:30:56,462 --> 00:30:59,663
<i>♪ One Saturday, I took
a walk to Zipper-head ♪</i>

529
00:30:59,665 --> 00:31:02,465
<i>♪ I met a girl there, and
she almost knocked me dead ♪</i>

530
00:31:02,467 --> 00:31:04,300
- <i>♪ Punk-rock girl ♪</i>
- <i>♪ Please look at me ♪</i>

531
00:31:04,302 --> 00:31:05,769
- <i>♪ Punk-rock girl ♪</i>
- <i>♪ What do you see? ♪</i>

532
00:31:05,771 --> 00:31:08,404
<i>♪ Let's travel
around the world ♪</i>

533
00:31:08,406 --> 00:31:11,842
<i>♪ Just you and me,
punk-rock girl ♪</i>

534
00:31:11,844 --> 00:31:14,411
<i>♪ I tapped her on the shoulder
and said ♪</i>

535
00:31:14,413 --> 00:31:16,380
<i>♪ "Do you have a beau?" ♪</i>

536
00:31:16,382 --> 00:31:18,214
<i>♪ She looked at me and smiled
and said she did not know ♪</i>

537
00:31:18,216 --> 00:31:20,851
- <i>♪ Punk-rock girl ♪</i>
- <i>♪ Give me a chance ♪</i>

538
00:31:20,853 --> 00:31:23,287
- <i>♪ Punk-rock girl ♪</i>
- <i>♪ Let's go slam-dance ♪</i>

539
00:31:23,289 --> 00:31:26,757
<i>♪ We'll dress like Minnie Pearl
just you and me ♪</i>

540
00:31:26,759 --> 00:31:28,892
<i>♪ Punk-rock girl ♪</i>

541
00:31:28,894 --> 00:31:31,260
<i>♪ We went to
the Village Pizza Company ♪</i>

542
00:31:31,262 --> 00:31:33,696
<i>♪ And ordered some hot tea ♪</i>

543
00:31:33,698 --> 00:31:36,767
<i>♪ The waitress said, "Well, no,
we only have it iced" ♪</i>

544
00:31:36,769 --> 00:31:40,903
<i>♪ So we jumped up on the table
and shouted "anarchy" ♪</i>

545
00:31:40,905 --> 00:31:42,838
You did it?

546
00:31:42,840 --> 00:31:44,508
We did it.

547
00:31:44,510 --> 00:31:46,910
- Good work, comrade.
- Thank you.

548
00:31:46,912 --> 00:31:49,415
I need A-C.

549
00:31:51,383 --> 00:31:53,383
Dude, you need
a new outfit.

550
00:31:53,385 --> 00:31:55,384
There's a mall
a few blocks down,

551
00:31:55,386 --> 00:31:57,520
but let's walk.

552
00:31:57,522 --> 00:31:59,855
<i>♪ Just you and me ♪</i>

553
00:31:59,857 --> 00:32:04,297
<i>♪ Punk-rock girl ♪</i>

554
00:32:05,396 --> 00:32:07,297
We can just
grab some lunch...

555
00:32:07,299 --> 00:32:08,867
Hussy.

556
00:32:44,869 --> 00:32:46,671
Oh, no. No, no.

557
00:33:02,421 --> 00:33:03,953
What size are you?

558
00:33:03,955 --> 00:33:05,857
I have no idea.

559
00:33:07,292 --> 00:33:08,592
How's that possible?

560
00:33:08,594 --> 00:33:10,760
Don't be embarrassed.
You're not a heifer or anything.

561
00:33:10,762 --> 00:33:12,863
Only my tailor
knows my size.

562
00:33:12,865 --> 00:33:16,700
He's been making my uniforms
for 26 years.

563
00:33:16,702 --> 00:33:19,303
Does everyone in your country
have a personal tailor?

564
00:33:19,305 --> 00:33:21,038
Go and get the clothes.

565
00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:22,875
I found just
the thing for you.

566
00:33:52,771 --> 00:33:54,438
This...

567
00:33:54,440 --> 00:33:56,709
is me.

568
00:34:01,780 --> 00:34:04,013
Hey, I think he's looking
at me. Look.

569
00:34:04,015 --> 00:34:06,016
Look down.
Don't look at him.

570
00:34:06,018 --> 00:34:07,750
Don't make eye contact.

571
00:34:07,752 --> 00:34:09,720
- Excuse me. Sir.
- Don't look up.

572
00:34:09,722 --> 00:34:11,455
Don't look up.
Don't look up.

573
00:34:11,457 --> 00:34:13,390
Oh, shoot!

574
00:34:13,392 --> 00:34:15,392
Sir, you've got to wait.

575
00:34:15,394 --> 00:34:18,397
Hey! Stop!

576
00:34:30,943 --> 00:34:32,642
What the hell, buddy?

577
00:34:32,644 --> 00:34:34,778
Okay, listen,

578
00:34:34,780 --> 00:34:37,113
he is not who
you think he is.

579
00:34:37,115 --> 00:34:39,582
I don't care who he is.

580
00:34:39,584 --> 00:34:42,886
When somebody with a badge
tells you to stop, you stop!

581
00:34:42,888 --> 00:34:46,455
I'm so sorry. My uncle's
not from around here.

582
00:34:46,457 --> 00:34:48,591
Now, can you produce
a receipt for those items?

583
00:34:48,593 --> 00:34:49,792
- Receipt?
- Uh-huh.

584
00:34:49,794 --> 00:34:52,028
- Yeah, yeah. Of course.
- Let me see it.

585
00:34:52,030 --> 00:34:53,432
Of course.

586
00:35:05,644 --> 00:35:08,944
Nobody leaves the store
without a hole punch.

587
00:35:08,946 --> 00:35:11,617
- Got it?
- Yep.

588
00:35:13,618 --> 00:35:15,852
Darlene. What...
What are you doing here?

589
00:35:15,854 --> 00:35:17,988
You don't own
the parking lot, Charles.

590
00:35:17,990 --> 00:35:19,288
Actually, I do.

591
00:35:19,290 --> 00:35:21,957
But that's beside the point.
Why are you here?

592
00:35:21,959 --> 00:35:25,529
I want things to go back
to the way they were,

593
00:35:25,531 --> 00:35:28,564
or I'm going to sue
for sexual harassment.

594
00:35:28,566 --> 00:35:30,600
And I'm going to
tell Patty.

595
00:35:30,602 --> 00:35:33,437
We both know I have video
to prove it.

596
00:35:33,439 --> 00:35:34,740
You're insane.

597
00:35:36,107 --> 00:35:38,977
I thought that's what
you liked about me.

598
00:35:42,113 --> 00:35:43,913
Work it out.

599
00:35:43,915 --> 00:35:46,017
And this is
my daughter's.

600
00:35:50,789 --> 00:35:52,992
- Tatiana!
- Oh, shit! Denny!

601
00:35:56,160 --> 00:35:57,963
Tatiana, open the door.

602
00:35:59,031 --> 00:36:00,866
Hey.

603
00:36:05,838 --> 00:36:07,703
Is he looking for me?

604
00:36:07,705 --> 00:36:09,673
Worse.
He's looking for me.

605
00:36:09,675 --> 00:36:12,676
You deserve better, Tatiana.

606
00:36:12,678 --> 00:36:14,778
You don't even know him.

607
00:36:14,780 --> 00:36:18,013
I heard what he said about
the other woman in the garage.

608
00:36:18,015 --> 00:36:21,720
If he doesn't see your worth,
he's not worth seeing.

609
00:36:24,522 --> 00:36:25,758
Come on.

610
00:36:27,024 --> 00:36:30,627
I feel like one of your
soldiers, wounded in battle.

611
00:36:30,629 --> 00:36:32,696
You're not
a foot soldier.

612
00:36:32,698 --> 00:36:34,698
You're a commander.

613
00:36:34,700 --> 00:36:36,500
Commander of what?
Loser-ville?

614
00:36:36,502 --> 00:36:38,602
Over your world,

615
00:36:38,604 --> 00:36:40,569
you have power.

616
00:36:40,571 --> 00:36:43,707
But you don't know
how to wield it.

617
00:36:43,709 --> 00:36:46,609
Your classmates
are bourgeoisie.

618
00:36:46,611 --> 00:36:48,678
You're proletariat.

619
00:36:48,680 --> 00:36:50,779
You must rise up
and conquer.

620
00:36:50,781 --> 00:36:52,147
It's easy
for you to say.

621
00:36:52,149 --> 00:36:54,049
You don't go to Seely.
They're like royalty.

622
00:36:54,051 --> 00:36:56,953
Well, be easy
to topple 'em.

623
00:36:56,955 --> 00:37:00,290
The masses
despise royalty.

624
00:37:00,292 --> 00:37:01,924
Oh.

625
00:37:01,926 --> 00:37:04,162
I want to use
your World Wide Web.

626
00:37:05,631 --> 00:37:07,930
You can just say "Internet."

627
00:37:07,932 --> 00:37:09,933
No, no, no.
The address has to go

628
00:37:09,935 --> 00:37:12,035
in the address field,
not in the subject.

629
00:37:12,037 --> 00:37:14,970
Then down here, this is
where you write your letter.

630
00:37:14,972 --> 00:37:17,874
And when you're done,
you hit "send."

631
00:37:17,876 --> 00:37:20,209
How long till
they receive it?

632
00:37:20,211 --> 00:37:22,546
Point-5 seconds.

633
00:37:22,548 --> 00:37:24,548
Point-5 seconds?

634
00:37:24,550 --> 00:37:26,950
Ah.

635
00:37:26,952 --> 00:37:29,553
Are you sure you want
to go back there?

636
00:37:29,555 --> 00:37:31,854
My people need me.

637
00:37:31,856 --> 00:37:34,624
The people who drove
a tank through your house?

638
00:37:34,626 --> 00:37:37,160
They will realize
their error,

639
00:37:37,162 --> 00:37:40,062
and I will lead
the revolution.

640
00:37:40,064 --> 00:37:43,299
Mm-hmm. I'm not trying
to be negative here,

641
00:37:43,301 --> 00:37:47,102
but didn't they just have
a revolution to get rid of you?

642
00:37:47,104 --> 00:37:49,305
Uh-oh.

643
00:37:49,307 --> 00:37:50,973
Crap, my mom's here.
Okay.

644
00:37:50,975 --> 00:37:54,611
Uh, hide in the closet.
Go.

645
00:37:54,613 --> 00:37:57,616
Go, go!
Don't make a sound!

646
00:37:59,685 --> 00:38:02,051
- Tatiana?
- Hmm?

647
00:38:02,053 --> 00:38:03,722
Hey.

648
00:38:06,091 --> 00:38:08,158
What's going on
in there?

649
00:38:08,160 --> 00:38:09,859
Nothing.

650
00:38:09,861 --> 00:38:11,962
I thought
you were sick.

651
00:38:11,964 --> 00:38:13,029
I was.

652
00:38:13,031 --> 00:38:14,997
I mean, I am.

653
00:38:14,999 --> 00:38:16,600
Even barfed.

654
00:38:16,602 --> 00:38:19,602
- Is your friend Denny in there?
- No.

655
00:38:19,604 --> 00:38:20,870
Look, I've got
my bullshit detector on,

656
00:38:20,872 --> 00:38:22,605
so don't even try
lying to me.

657
00:38:22,607 --> 00:38:24,240
- No. No. No.
- Is Denny in there?

658
00:38:24,242 --> 00:38:27,743
No. He is not in there.

659
00:38:27,745 --> 00:38:30,613
You should...
No, no, no, no,

660
00:38:30,615 --> 00:38:32,982
no, no, no!

661
00:38:32,984 --> 00:38:35,820
No!

662
00:38:42,928 --> 00:38:44,961
Ah.

663
00:38:44,963 --> 00:38:48,163
You know, it does
really burn me up

664
00:38:48,165 --> 00:38:50,933
- when you hide things from me.
- I'm not.

665
00:38:50,935 --> 00:38:53,269
- So you shouldn't feel that way.
- Really?

666
00:38:53,271 --> 00:38:55,037
Because when it comes to
the opposite sex,

667
00:38:55,039 --> 00:38:57,073
I could really
lend you some pointers.

668
00:38:57,075 --> 00:38:58,207
Thank you.

669
00:38:58,209 --> 00:38:59,975
Like number one,

670
00:38:59,977 --> 00:39:01,211
when you're hiding
a guy in your room,

671
00:39:01,213 --> 00:39:04,180
the worst place you can hide him
is in that closet.

672
00:39:04,182 --> 00:39:06,383
- First place everybody looks.
- Really?

673
00:39:06,385 --> 00:39:09,919
And the second-worst place is

674
00:39:09,921 --> 00:39:12,689
under the bed.

675
00:39:12,691 --> 00:39:15,325
Hello?

676
00:39:15,327 --> 00:39:18,928
Now, behind the door
is the best place,

677
00:39:18,930 --> 00:39:20,897
because as soon as the parental
goes for the closet,

678
00:39:20,899 --> 00:39:22,966
the guy slips out,
and he's home free.

679
00:39:22,968 --> 00:39:26,770
You know so much. Mom, I'm
actually feeling really sick.

680
00:39:26,772 --> 00:39:29,238
Can you go and make me
some tea or some soup?

681
00:39:29,240 --> 00:39:31,241
- Of course.
- Okay. Thank you.

682
00:39:31,243 --> 00:39:33,877
I'm just gonna...
check the closet!

683
00:39:33,879 --> 00:39:36,345
No, no, Mom. Don't...
No. Mom! Mom, don't!

684
00:39:41,086 --> 00:39:42,951
- Stop screaming.
- Mom, please, don't be mad.

685
00:39:42,953 --> 00:39:45,020
I was gonna tell you
about him, I swear.

686
00:39:45,022 --> 00:39:46,890
I'm not going
to hurt you.

687
00:39:46,892 --> 00:39:49,225
I'm a friend
of your daughter's.

688
00:39:49,227 --> 00:39:51,694
- My name is Anton Vincent.
- It's okay, Mom.

689
00:39:51,696 --> 00:39:54,129
He's not a creepy child
molester. He's a dictator.

690
00:39:54,131 --> 00:39:56,866
No, I'm here to
contact my comrades.

691
00:39:56,868 --> 00:39:58,368
It's true.
He's totally M.I.A.

692
00:39:58,370 --> 00:40:01,738
I'm waiting for instructions
from the resistance,

693
00:40:01,740 --> 00:40:03,238
and I'll be
on my way tomorrow.

694
00:40:03,240 --> 00:40:05,140
Don't be scared.
He's the good kind of dictator,

695
00:40:05,142 --> 00:40:06,810
not the kind
that tortures people.

696
00:40:06,812 --> 00:40:08,712
Right, Anton?

697
00:40:08,714 --> 00:40:11,781
Well, in-in the name
of-of the revolution,

698
00:40:11,783 --> 00:40:15,118
I've done things that
I'm-I'm not proud of.

699
00:40:15,120 --> 00:40:18,020
Whatever, but he didn't
torture anyone, so it's fine.

700
00:40:18,022 --> 00:40:21,390
Sometimes, to protect
the right of the majority,

701
00:40:21,392 --> 00:40:24,259
you have to infringe
the rights of the minority.

702
00:40:24,261 --> 00:40:27,830
Okay, but you didn't
torture people. Tell her.

703
00:40:27,832 --> 00:40:30,332
I chose the lesser
of two evils.

704
00:40:30,334 --> 00:40:32,000
You tortured people?!

705
00:40:32,002 --> 00:40:33,870
They were traitors,
jeopardizing

706
00:40:33,872 --> 00:40:36,973
the security of
thousands of citizens!

707
00:40:36,975 --> 00:40:40,343
You think there's no blood
on your hands? Eh?

708
00:40:40,345 --> 00:40:43,747
Have you seen what your country
has done round the world

709
00:40:43,749 --> 00:40:45,848
so that you can all have
a big TV screen?

710
00:40:45,850 --> 00:40:48,517
- We don't have a big TV screen.
- But you could have.

711
00:40:48,519 --> 00:40:51,053
You could have anything.

712
00:40:51,055 --> 00:40:53,256
That's what drives you...

713
00:40:53,258 --> 00:40:56,024
what you could have,
not what you have.

714
00:40:56,026 --> 00:40:58,026
You're a country
of greedy swine.

715
00:40:58,028 --> 00:41:00,796
You just keep eating,
eating, eating,

716
00:41:00,798 --> 00:41:03,299
until you can't speak!

717
00:41:03,301 --> 00:41:05,167
All right.

718
00:41:05,169 --> 00:41:08,104
If you want me to go,
I will.

719
00:41:08,106 --> 00:41:11,274
But please let me leave
the way I came:

720
00:41:11,276 --> 00:41:13,176
quietly.

721
00:41:13,178 --> 00:41:15,111
Will you excuse us
for a second?

722
00:41:15,113 --> 00:41:18,180
Oh, oh, yes, I'm sorry.

723
00:41:18,182 --> 00:41:19,417
Please.

724
00:41:24,388 --> 00:41:26,191
Bloody hell.

725
00:41:32,263 --> 00:41:33,897
I just want to
let you know

726
00:41:33,899 --> 00:41:35,098
that I had nothing
to do with this, okay?

727
00:41:35,100 --> 00:41:36,399
I never invited him here.

728
00:41:36,401 --> 00:41:38,868
He just showed up, and then
when the principal called

729
00:41:38,870 --> 00:41:39,935
and you got really
mad at that,

730
00:41:39,937 --> 00:41:41,236
I didn't want to
freak you out even more.

731
00:41:41,238 --> 00:41:43,439
- Tatiana. Tatiana.
- He is a political refugee.

732
00:41:43,441 --> 00:41:45,475
And by law, we're supposed
to give him asylum.

733
00:41:45,477 --> 00:41:47,877
Tatiana, for Chrissake!

734
00:41:47,879 --> 00:41:50,046
Why didn't you tell me?

735
00:41:50,048 --> 00:41:53,116
Okay, I swear I will
never not tell you

736
00:41:53,118 --> 00:41:55,888
I'm hiding a dictator
ever again.

737
00:41:59,957 --> 00:42:02,360
Uh, so can he stay?

738
00:42:08,867 --> 00:42:11,937
Do you think he could fix
the garage door?

739
00:42:13,104 --> 00:42:14,970
Hey, my mom got us Subway.

740
00:42:14,972 --> 00:42:17,540
- Thank you.
- And, uh, here's a list

741
00:42:17,542 --> 00:42:20,843
of all the junk she wants you
to do around the house.

742
00:42:20,845 --> 00:42:22,412
Okay.

743
00:42:22,414 --> 00:42:24,116
Just put that there.

744
00:42:25,350 --> 00:42:28,317
Have you got any more
of that colored powder?

745
00:42:28,319 --> 00:42:30,053
- Fun Dust?
- Yeah.

746
00:42:30,055 --> 00:42:32,257
Huh. You're hooked.

747
00:42:34,359 --> 00:42:36,158
Remember when you said
I had the power

748
00:42:36,160 --> 00:42:39,162
to change stuff
at my school?

749
00:42:39,164 --> 00:42:42,298
Do you really
think that's true?

750
00:42:42,300 --> 00:42:44,169
Oh, yes.

751
00:42:46,403 --> 00:42:47,905
Okay.

752
00:42:50,575 --> 00:42:53,575
Do you have factions
at your high school?

753
00:42:53,577 --> 00:42:55,410
You mean like cliques?

754
00:42:55,412 --> 00:42:58,180
Mm, those only exist
in movies about high school.

755
00:42:58,182 --> 00:43:00,883
Yeah, well, I don't watch
high-school movies.

756
00:43:00,885 --> 00:43:03,019
Well, what movies
do you watch?

757
00:43:03,021 --> 00:43:05,154
I don't watch movies.

758
00:43:05,156 --> 00:43:06,354
- Seriously?
- Mm.

759
00:43:06,356 --> 00:43:08,625
You're missing out.
There are some great movies.

760
00:43:08,627 --> 00:43:11,627
Okay, my favorite,
it's called <i>Maniac Cop 2.</i>

761
00:43:11,629 --> 00:43:14,897
It's about this cop...
actually, he's a dead cop.

762
00:43:14,899 --> 00:43:17,165
So then he dies,
he comes back to life,

763
00:43:17,167 --> 00:43:20,303
and then he leads a revolution
with the guys on death row.

764
00:43:20,305 --> 00:43:22,238
- <i>Maniac Cop?</i>
- <i>2.</i>

765
00:43:22,240 --> 00:43:24,073
First one
isn't as political.

766
00:43:24,075 --> 00:43:25,540
Oh, I'll bear that
in mind.

767
00:43:25,542 --> 00:43:29,013
Now, let's get down to
things that matter.

768
00:43:30,314 --> 00:43:32,314
Factions.

769
00:43:32,316 --> 00:43:34,517
Let's assume the factions
in your school

770
00:43:34,519 --> 00:43:37,587
orbit around the ones
you have dubbed slushies.

771
00:43:37,589 --> 00:43:40,223
How is it
that the few

772
00:43:40,225 --> 00:43:42,225
always rule the many?

773
00:43:42,227 --> 00:43:45,662
Two methods:
love and fear.

774
00:43:45,664 --> 00:43:47,596
Many must love
these slushies,

775
00:43:47,598 --> 00:43:49,499
and many more
must fear them.

776
00:43:49,501 --> 00:43:52,200
Either way,
it creates the same effect...

777
00:43:52,202 --> 00:43:55,971
they have power, and they use it
to maintain a stable state.

778
00:43:55,973 --> 00:43:57,506
Sounds about right.

779
00:43:57,508 --> 00:44:00,176
What happens
if you disrupt that power

780
00:44:00,178 --> 00:44:03,011
with swift,
decisive action?

781
00:44:03,013 --> 00:44:04,247
Confusion.

782
00:44:04,249 --> 00:44:06,149
The masses won't have
a figurehead

783
00:44:06,151 --> 00:44:08,084
to love and fear,
and they need one.

784
00:44:08,086 --> 00:44:09,384
It's human nature.

785
00:44:09,386 --> 00:44:11,955
There's infighting,
revolt, chaos.

786
00:44:11,957 --> 00:44:16,058
You must gird yourself
for blood in the streets.

787
00:44:16,060 --> 00:44:18,060
Metaphorically, right?

788
00:44:18,062 --> 00:44:20,229
Oh, yeah.
Metaphorically. Yes.

789
00:44:20,231 --> 00:44:23,433
Some innocents will,
metaphorically, fall.

790
00:44:23,435 --> 00:44:27,035
But this cannot sway
a determined leader.

791
00:44:27,037 --> 00:44:29,973
When the moment is ripe,
like a grape,

792
00:44:29,975 --> 00:44:33,008
you will crush the fruit.

793
00:44:33,010 --> 00:44:35,011
The mere presence
of authority

794
00:44:35,013 --> 00:44:38,113
will return the state
to its natural order.

795
00:44:38,115 --> 00:44:40,616
Have you heard the term
"coup d'etat,"

796
00:44:40,618 --> 00:44:43,618
the seizure of power
from the establishment?

797
00:44:43,620 --> 00:44:45,654
Yeah, we learned about it
in history class.

798
00:44:45,656 --> 00:44:49,861
Well, this could be yours,
your "coup d'Tatiana."

799
00:45:23,528 --> 00:45:25,631
<i>♪ Viva ♪</i>

800
00:45:32,336 --> 00:45:34,102
<i>♪ Into the dungeon
with the evil men ♪</i>

801
00:45:34,104 --> 00:45:35,805
<i>♪ The people have risen,
we're free again ♪</i>

802
00:45:35,807 --> 00:45:38,475
<i>♪ Come out of the closet,
come out of the hole ♪</i>

803
00:45:38,477 --> 00:45:40,810
<i>Come out of the woodwork,
come into the fold</i>

804
00:45:40,812 --> 00:45:42,611
<i>♪ Rebels and fighters,
a license to kill ♪</i>

805
00:45:42,613 --> 00:45:45,480
<i>♪ Unite with the bandits
down from the hills ♪</i>

806
00:45:45,482 --> 00:45:47,216
<i>Open your windows,
open your doors ♪</i>

807
00:45:47,218 --> 00:45:50,185
<i>♪ Open your minds
to a freedom of thought ♪</i>

808
00:45:50,187 --> 00:45:53,325
<i>♪ Viva the revolution ♪</i>

809
00:45:54,691 --> 00:45:58,129
<i>♪ Viva the revolution ♪</i>

810
00:45:59,263 --> 00:46:02,466
<i>♪ Viva the revolution ♪</i>

811
00:46:03,801 --> 00:46:08,404
<i>♪ Viva the revolution ♪</i>

812
00:46:08,406 --> 00:46:10,171
<i>♪ Raise your voices,
raise the flag ♪</i>

813
00:46:10,173 --> 00:46:12,674
<i>♪ Smash the symbols
of the life you've had ♪</i>

814
00:46:12,676 --> 00:46:15,144
<i>♪ Long live the future,
long live the scheme ♪</i>

815
00:46:15,146 --> 00:46:18,283
<i>♪ Long live our hopes
and long live the dream ♪</i>

816
00:46:32,430 --> 00:46:34,430
- You fixed it!
- It wasn't difficult.

817
00:46:34,432 --> 00:46:38,366
It's the same wiring as
the bombs the enemy drops on us.

818
00:46:38,368 --> 00:46:41,238
Okay, people,
let's move it along.

819
00:46:42,307 --> 00:46:44,506
Mom, keep it in check.

820
00:46:44,508 --> 00:46:47,576
He's not a bad handyman,
for a dictator.

821
00:46:47,578 --> 00:46:50,279
- That's not what I meant.
- Goodbye.

822
00:46:50,281 --> 00:46:52,781
He's got this
sort of... mm...

823
00:46:52,783 --> 00:46:54,616
forceful manliness.

824
00:46:54,618 --> 00:46:56,384
Okay,
that's what I meant.

825
00:46:56,386 --> 00:46:57,886
If you're entertaining
any fantasies about him,

826
00:46:57,888 --> 00:46:59,154
press "delete."

827
00:46:59,156 --> 00:47:03,125
He is the kind of guy who'd
break into your bedroom,

828
00:47:03,127 --> 00:47:04,759
tie you up,
and make you feel...

829
00:47:04,761 --> 00:47:07,529
Ew! That's so gross!
He's like 1,000 years old!

830
00:47:07,531 --> 00:47:10,332
Do you want me to lie?
Fine.

831
00:47:10,334 --> 00:47:12,368
Anton's a wuss.

832
00:47:17,508 --> 00:47:20,411
Peace out.
Stay out of trouble.

833
00:47:21,546 --> 00:47:22,444
Bye.

834
00:47:22,446 --> 00:47:25,281
Excuse me.
Miss Miles?

835
00:47:25,283 --> 00:47:27,582
- That's me.
- Wow.

836
00:47:27,584 --> 00:47:30,653
You and Tatiana
could be sisters.

837
00:47:30,655 --> 00:47:32,455
I'm sorry.
I'm Mr. Spines,

838
00:47:32,457 --> 00:47:34,423
your daughter's
social studies teacher.

839
00:47:34,425 --> 00:47:36,825
Well, aren't you
the yummy one?

840
00:47:36,827 --> 00:47:38,160
I, um, I was wondering

841
00:47:38,162 --> 00:47:40,798
if you'd be interested
in grabbing an herbal tea?

842
00:47:42,399 --> 00:47:44,299
That is so flattering.

843
00:47:44,301 --> 00:47:45,901
I'd love to go
on a date with you.

844
00:47:45,903 --> 00:47:47,770
Oh. Oh, no.

845
00:47:47,772 --> 00:47:51,207
No, I'm sorry. I'm afraid
you have the wrong idea.

846
00:47:51,209 --> 00:47:54,176
No, I wanted to
talk to you about

847
00:47:54,178 --> 00:47:55,845
Tatiana's situation
at home.

848
00:47:55,847 --> 00:47:58,948
I have some concerns,
and I was hoping

849
00:47:58,950 --> 00:48:01,584
I could learn a little more
about her background.

850
00:48:01,586 --> 00:48:03,451
You know what you can
learn about?

851
00:48:03,453 --> 00:48:05,624
How to shove sand
up your ass!

852
00:48:12,196 --> 00:48:13,962
There's more
where that came from.

853
00:48:13,964 --> 00:48:15,800
Way more.

854
00:48:19,437 --> 00:48:23,275
Sarvia Siemers?
My office. Now.

855
00:48:49,734 --> 00:48:50,602
Mr. Willow...

856
00:48:52,236 --> 00:48:54,539
This is my station.
Beat it!

857
00:48:56,406 --> 00:48:58,274
You can start drilling,
Doctor.

858
00:48:58,276 --> 00:48:59,778
Uh...

859
00:49:01,345 --> 00:49:04,346
Jose, hold the sombrero.

860
00:49:04,348 --> 00:49:05,982
Hey, you want to earn
50 bucks

861
00:49:05,984 --> 00:49:07,383
and a six-pack
of Corona?

862
00:49:07,385 --> 00:49:09,819
<i>Oh, sí, señor.
Mucho gracias.</i>

863
00:49:09,821 --> 00:49:12,787
Just do the lawn
and trim the fichus.

864
00:49:12,789 --> 00:49:15,491
Yeah? Oh...

865
00:49:15,493 --> 00:49:18,326
You're not Latino.
I'm sorry.

866
00:49:18,328 --> 00:49:21,631
No, I'm Latino
in spirit.

867
00:49:21,633 --> 00:49:24,267
Uh, either way,
you're a great gardener.

868
00:49:24,269 --> 00:49:25,468
Thank you.

869
00:49:25,470 --> 00:49:27,470
It's about time
the girls had some help.

870
00:49:27,472 --> 00:49:29,772
You know her parents
left her this place, right?

871
00:49:29,774 --> 00:49:32,808
But after two years
of Darlene... disaster.

872
00:49:32,810 --> 00:49:35,544
She's been bringing up
her daughter.

873
00:49:35,546 --> 00:49:37,680
Another disaster.

874
00:49:41,051 --> 00:49:42,817
Jose, where are you going?

875
00:49:42,819 --> 00:49:46,455
How dumb do you have to be
to sign your own name?

876
00:49:46,457 --> 00:49:48,723
It was 20 grand
worth of damage.

877
00:49:48,725 --> 00:49:51,394
She's totally not
capable of that.

878
00:49:51,396 --> 00:49:53,662
Yeah, they found the stencil
in her locker.

879
00:49:53,664 --> 00:49:56,464
I mean, it'll go on her
permanent record for sure.

880
00:49:56,466 --> 00:49:57,769
So embarr...

881
00:50:00,972 --> 00:50:03,673
Holy shit. We're dying.
Tell us everything.

882
00:50:03,675 --> 00:50:05,875
- About what?
- Sarvia. Duh.

883
00:50:05,877 --> 00:50:09,444
- I heard she's getting expelled.
- That is so messed up.

884
00:50:09,446 --> 00:50:11,580
I thought
only dirt-bags tagged.

885
00:50:11,582 --> 00:50:13,716
Maybe 'cause
she is a dirt-bag?

886
00:50:13,718 --> 00:50:16,986
Well if that ain't the tranny
callin' the queen a homo.

887
00:50:16,988 --> 00:50:19,854
Okay, call me whatever you want,
but how come your friend went

888
00:50:19,856 --> 00:50:21,756
and spray-painted
the whole school?

889
00:50:21,758 --> 00:50:24,426
And she forgot
about you, huh?

890
00:50:24,428 --> 00:50:25,995
I didn't see
any "Chivas rules"

891
00:50:25,997 --> 00:50:27,763
- or "Gigi."
- So?

892
00:50:27,765 --> 00:50:28,964
She probably didn't
want to include us

893
00:50:28,966 --> 00:50:30,899
'cause she didn't want
to get us busted.

894
00:50:30,901 --> 00:50:33,102
Or not. Remember Hilton Head?
She got us busted then.

895
00:50:33,104 --> 00:50:36,104
- Fat bitch.
- You're such a backstabber.

896
00:50:36,106 --> 00:50:38,874
Oh, not like it matters.
She's never coming back.

897
00:50:38,876 --> 00:50:41,877
- You'd like that, wouldn't you?
- Oh, excuse me?

898
00:50:41,879 --> 00:50:44,216
You just want to be
top bitch, don't you?

899
00:50:51,622 --> 00:50:54,622
In case you're wondering
why I'm so jazzed,

900
00:50:54,624 --> 00:50:56,959
I got my old job back.

901
00:50:56,961 --> 00:50:58,794
Praise the Lord.

902
00:50:58,796 --> 00:51:00,696
Oh, you've been
a busy bee.

903
00:51:00,698 --> 00:51:02,798
- Mm-hmm.
- The lawn looks great.

904
00:51:02,800 --> 00:51:05,667
I also mowed
your neighbor's grass.

905
00:51:05,669 --> 00:51:08,604
You're a man
of many accomplishments.

906
00:51:08,606 --> 00:51:10,506
- Tatiana?
- Hmm?

907
00:51:10,508 --> 00:51:12,540
Any accomplishments
your end?

908
00:51:12,542 --> 00:51:14,542
Well, if you call
deposing the slushies

909
00:51:14,544 --> 00:51:16,979
an accomplishment,
then yes.

910
00:51:16,981 --> 00:51:18,881
And did you seize power?

911
00:51:18,883 --> 00:51:20,649
Step three.

912
00:51:20,651 --> 00:51:23,752
Hmm. She's not like
most Americans, you know.

913
00:51:23,754 --> 00:51:25,888
They accept
what they are fed.

914
00:51:25,890 --> 00:51:30,526
Mega-plexes, McMansions,
mortgages.

915
00:51:30,528 --> 00:51:34,062
And in the end,
they accept death.

916
00:51:34,064 --> 00:51:35,631
But she will not.

917
00:51:35,633 --> 00:51:37,899
A rebel never accepts.

918
00:51:37,901 --> 00:51:41,069
A rebel questions,
a rebel challenges,

919
00:51:41,071 --> 00:51:43,406
a rebel charges.

920
00:51:43,408 --> 00:51:45,073
And in that event,

921
00:51:45,075 --> 00:51:46,944
she will not die.

922
00:51:48,178 --> 00:51:50,879
You know a lot
about this stuff.

923
00:51:50,881 --> 00:51:52,881
<i>Never give up. Never falter.</i>

924
00:51:52,883 --> 00:51:56,419
- <i>Homeland or death.</i>
- Anton, it's you!

925
00:51:56,421 --> 00:52:00,555
<i>Experts are still investigating
the authenticity of the video...</i>

926
00:52:00,557 --> 00:52:03,526
- I like you better clean-shaven.
- Oh, thank you.

927
00:52:03,528 --> 00:52:05,093
<i>That video was left
anonymously</i>

928
00:52:05,095 --> 00:52:07,196
<i>at On Scene News KSDD.</i>

929
00:52:07,198 --> 00:52:10,098
<i>Now, Vincent's whereabouts
are unknown at this time,</i>

930
00:52:10,100 --> 00:52:13,569
<i>but authorities do suspect
that he could be hiding out</i>

931
00:52:13,571 --> 00:52:15,136
<i>in the mountains
outside of the capital.</i>

932
00:52:15,138 --> 00:52:17,705
<i>Right, and the strange image
of actor Jennifer Lawrence</i>

933
00:52:17,707 --> 00:52:20,209
<i>has prompted the Oscar winner
to step up security.</i>

934
00:52:20,211 --> 00:52:23,178
- <i>Isn't that odd?</i>
- <i>Very. It's a strange story.</i>

935
00:52:23,180 --> 00:52:24,712
It's only a matter of time

936
00:52:24,714 --> 00:52:27,584
before my comrades
contact me.

937
00:52:28,852 --> 00:52:31,754
Tell you what,
let's cook something.

938
00:52:31,756 --> 00:52:34,189
Celebrate all our successes,
you know.

939
00:52:34,191 --> 00:52:36,125
Not American fast food.

940
00:52:36,127 --> 00:52:38,093
Don't get all worked up.
She doesn't cook.

941
00:52:38,095 --> 00:52:40,162
I do.

942
00:52:40,164 --> 00:52:43,131
In the siege of 1992,

943
00:52:43,133 --> 00:52:45,533
we were in the mountains,

944
00:52:45,535 --> 00:52:47,470
and we had to forage for food

945
00:52:47,472 --> 00:52:50,673
and cook it for ourselves.

946
00:52:50,675 --> 00:52:53,843
I-I imagine
you have chocolate.

947
00:52:53,845 --> 00:52:55,611
Always.

948
00:52:55,613 --> 00:52:57,912
Tatiana, in the pocket
of my uniform,

949
00:52:57,914 --> 00:53:01,183
you'll find a dried
cayenne pepper.

950
00:53:01,185 --> 00:53:02,787
- Got it.
- Great.

951
00:54:40,117 --> 00:54:43,151
I had a Latina
come with us,

952
00:54:43,153 --> 00:54:46,354
and this is her famous
mole Maria.

953
00:54:46,356 --> 00:54:48,723
No shit,
I have never seen

954
00:54:48,725 --> 00:54:50,725
anything so pretty.

955
00:54:50,727 --> 00:54:52,727
Mm-mm. Not in this kitchen,
you haven't.

956
00:54:52,729 --> 00:54:54,095
I got to
document this

957
00:54:54,097 --> 00:54:55,866
before we go
and ruin it.

958
00:55:10,948 --> 00:55:13,182
Now I remember
why I don't cook.

959
00:55:13,184 --> 00:55:16,752
It's hard with no help.

960
00:55:16,754 --> 00:55:20,089
Yeah. It's always
just been...

961
00:55:20,091 --> 00:55:22,625
her and me.

962
00:55:22,627 --> 00:55:24,826
Where's your husband?

963
00:55:24,828 --> 00:55:26,763
I never had that.

964
00:55:27,897 --> 00:55:30,332
- You?
- Oh, she passed away.

965
00:55:30,334 --> 00:55:32,801
Oh, shit.

966
00:55:32,803 --> 00:55:34,937
Oh, we were separated
before that.

967
00:55:34,939 --> 00:55:36,272
Oh.

968
00:55:36,274 --> 00:55:40,109
I was a good leader of men
and a bad companion of women.

969
00:55:40,111 --> 00:55:42,176
I'm like you.

970
00:55:42,178 --> 00:55:45,948
I'm... I'm a bad
companion to men.

971
00:55:45,950 --> 00:55:47,785
You're a good leader
of women.

972
00:55:49,185 --> 00:55:51,256
Tatiana has
tremendous potential.

973
00:55:52,756 --> 00:55:54,323
No one's ever said that
to me before.

974
00:55:54,325 --> 00:55:57,060
Then no one's been
paying attention.

975
00:55:59,763 --> 00:56:01,196
I don't know
what it is about you,

976
00:56:01,198 --> 00:56:03,301
but you just make me
want to be better.

977
00:56:05,135 --> 00:56:08,272
- Good night, General Vincent.
- Good night, Miss Miles.

978
00:56:24,021 --> 00:56:26,087
You're not actually
going to eat this crap?

979
00:56:26,089 --> 00:56:28,057
I happen to like
my tacos, bitch.

980
00:56:28,059 --> 00:56:31,060
Oh, how very "street" of you.
I'd rather eat antifreeze.

981
00:56:31,062 --> 00:56:35,330
- You mean "drink."
- Whatever, brain surgeon.

982
00:56:35,332 --> 00:56:36,999
What are you doing?

983
00:56:37,001 --> 00:56:39,401
- Cutting.
- You can't just cut.

984
00:56:39,403 --> 00:56:41,169
Why not?
You do it.

985
00:56:41,171 --> 00:56:43,037
Go back, maxi pad.

986
00:56:43,039 --> 00:56:46,908
I don't use maxi pads,
reject.

987
00:56:46,910 --> 00:56:49,377
Oh, my God. What...
What is she doing?

988
00:56:49,379 --> 00:56:51,846
Uggh!

989
00:56:51,848 --> 00:56:54,249
Here's some ketchup
for your salad.

990
00:57:02,059 --> 00:57:05,060
She totally
Red Lobster'ed you.

991
00:57:05,062 --> 00:57:07,796
Chiv, help me up!

992
00:57:07,798 --> 00:57:10,267
No, you're covered
in nastiness.

993
00:57:23,046 --> 00:57:26,314
Whale tails are the opiates
of the masses!

994
00:57:26,316 --> 00:57:28,151
Oohh....

995
00:57:56,546 --> 00:57:58,046
All right, Teddy,

996
00:57:58,048 --> 00:58:00,314
just count backwards
from 10.

997
00:58:00,316 --> 00:58:03,820
Ten, nine...

998
00:58:08,359 --> 00:58:09,892
Okay.

999
00:58:13,830 --> 00:58:16,497
You said you wanted things to
go back to the way they were.

1000
00:58:16,499 --> 00:58:19,234
Right now?

1001
00:58:19,236 --> 00:58:21,973
This is the way
things were.

1002
00:58:31,347 --> 00:58:33,350
Mm, Dr. Charles.

1003
00:58:35,852 --> 00:58:37,819
Oh.

1004
00:58:37,821 --> 00:58:40,157
Oh, put your tongue
all over me.

1005
00:58:42,126 --> 00:58:45,294
Oh, yeah.
Oh, you're such a man.

1006
00:58:46,897 --> 00:58:49,397
<i>Coalition forces
are still searching for clues</i>

1007
00:58:49,399 --> 00:58:52,000
<i>to the whereabouts
of Anton Vincent.</i>

1008
00:58:52,002 --> 00:58:54,069
Get down! Stay down!

1009
00:58:54,071 --> 00:58:56,037
- Stay!
- Don't move! Don't move!

1010
00:58:56,039 --> 00:58:58,240
Stay on the ground.
Stay down.

1011
00:58:58,242 --> 00:59:00,107
- Why do you have this?
- Stay on the ground.

1012
00:59:00,109 --> 00:59:02,845
Why do you have this?
Where'd you get it?

1013
00:59:02,847 --> 00:59:05,980
<i>Hey, where'd you get it?
Where'd you get this?</i>

1014
00:59:05,982 --> 00:59:08,149
<i>Donde esta?</i>
You guys speak Spanish?

1015
00:59:10,921 --> 00:59:12,890
<i>Anton Vincent?</i>

1016
00:59:13,990 --> 00:59:16,524
You're back early.

1017
00:59:16,526 --> 00:59:19,394
Tough day.
All that jazz.

1018
00:59:19,396 --> 00:59:21,263
Look.

1019
00:59:21,265 --> 00:59:24,600
I fixed the tap.
No drip.

1020
00:59:24,602 --> 00:59:27,002
What do you say

1021
00:59:27,004 --> 00:59:28,904
you and I go out
for a couple drinks

1022
00:59:28,906 --> 00:59:30,638
and just laugh
our asses off?

1023
00:59:30,640 --> 00:59:34,276
Well, I wouldn't want to
put you in any danger.

1024
00:59:34,278 --> 00:59:37,247
We'll go somewhere
no one will recognize you.

1025
00:59:40,316 --> 00:59:43,051
This is the only place
Charles ever brought me

1026
00:59:43,053 --> 00:59:45,223
because he knew his wife
wouldn't show up.

1027
00:59:46,923 --> 00:59:49,156
Can you believe it?

1028
00:59:49,158 --> 00:59:51,162
Here. Try again.

1029
00:59:54,031 --> 00:59:56,298
Oh. At last.

1030
00:59:56,300 --> 00:59:59,169
- Well.
- Well, you get an automatic 6.

1031
01:00:01,071 --> 01:00:04,238
- How was his game?
- Charles?

1032
01:00:04,240 --> 01:00:07,209
He sucked
worse than you.

1033
01:00:07,211 --> 01:00:09,410
I always had to miss
on purpose.

1034
01:00:09,412 --> 01:00:14,015
Sometimes I wish
I could be a lesbian, you know?

1035
01:00:14,017 --> 01:00:16,218
Like, I have spent

1036
01:00:16,220 --> 01:00:19,087
my whole life chasing men,

1037
01:00:19,089 --> 01:00:22,156
like they're gonna come in
and fix all my problems.

1038
01:00:22,158 --> 01:00:24,225
They're men.
I mean, think about it.

1039
01:00:24,227 --> 01:00:27,462
There are no girl rapists
or serial killers...

1040
01:00:27,464 --> 01:00:30,598
except for that one chick
they made a movie about,

1041
01:00:30,600 --> 01:00:33,435
but that doesn't count,
'cause she looked like a dude.

1042
01:00:33,437 --> 01:00:35,604
When was the last time
you heard

1043
01:00:35,606 --> 01:00:37,538
about a woman
child molester?

1044
01:00:37,540 --> 01:00:40,241
Hmm? I mean, like,
when there's an Amber Alert,

1045
01:00:40,243 --> 01:00:42,944
are they ever looking
for a 5'2" blonde

1046
01:00:42,946 --> 01:00:45,180
driving a VW Bug? No!

1047
01:00:45,182 --> 01:00:48,616
Because women don't have
that whole power trip deal.

1048
01:00:48,618 --> 01:00:52,053
I mean, there's never even been
a lady dictator, has there?

1049
01:00:52,055 --> 01:00:55,022
Some women who
married dictators

1050
01:00:55,024 --> 01:00:57,959
carried on after
their husband died.

1051
01:00:57,961 --> 01:01:00,696
But, I mean, I agree with you.
Men have written history,

1052
01:01:00,698 --> 01:01:03,365
not always justly.

1053
01:01:03,367 --> 01:01:05,500
Women who feel
like you do

1054
01:01:05,502 --> 01:01:08,002
should take power.

1055
01:01:08,004 --> 01:01:10,071
And if they do better,

1056
01:01:10,073 --> 01:01:12,108
I'd be the first
to applaud.

1057
01:01:15,044 --> 01:01:17,279
- You're right.
- Wait.

1058
01:01:17,281 --> 01:01:19,413
- What?
- Behind you,

1059
01:01:19,415 --> 01:01:21,216
by the children's
toddler ride.

1060
01:01:21,218 --> 01:01:25,153
Someone
is watching us.

1061
01:01:25,155 --> 01:01:27,057
What do we do?

1062
01:01:27,758 --> 01:01:29,526
Drop your club.

1063
01:01:41,205 --> 01:01:45,107
I paid three cents
for that on Amazon,

1064
01:01:45,109 --> 01:01:47,609
plus the shipping
and handling.

1065
01:01:47,611 --> 01:01:50,511
That should be read
by every military leader.

1066
01:01:50,513 --> 01:01:53,682
Just be careful ordering stuff
on the Internet, okay?

1067
01:01:53,684 --> 01:01:55,716
Now is the time, you know,

1068
01:01:55,718 --> 01:01:58,252
to expand your power base,

1069
01:01:58,254 --> 01:02:00,287
bring your teachers
under your yoke...

1070
01:02:00,289 --> 01:02:02,290
oh, and the, uh,

1071
01:02:02,292 --> 01:02:04,658
the boy in the garage.

1072
01:02:04,660 --> 01:02:07,328
- Denny?
- You have emotion for him.

1073
01:02:07,330 --> 01:02:09,698
- He could be a threat.
- Wait. No, no, no.

1074
01:02:09,700 --> 01:02:12,767
First off, I don't have
any emotions for Denny.

1075
01:02:12,769 --> 01:02:15,504
Let's get that straight.
Second, he's too scared

1076
01:02:15,506 --> 01:02:17,406
of his dad to be
a threat to anyone.

1077
01:02:17,408 --> 01:02:19,674
- He's afraid of his father?
- Yeah.

1078
01:02:19,676 --> 01:02:21,676
His dad's, like
a superhero-level Christian.

1079
01:02:21,678 --> 01:02:25,147
I mean, like, he would ground
him for life if he found out

1080
01:02:25,149 --> 01:02:26,247
that he had sex with Sarvia.

1081
01:02:26,249 --> 01:02:29,316
Well, you should
expose him, then.

1082
01:02:29,318 --> 01:02:31,352
No. I could never do that.

1083
01:02:31,354 --> 01:02:34,589
I mean, okay, I am pissed
at him for being an idiot,

1084
01:02:34,591 --> 01:02:37,392
but that would be
way too harsh.

1085
01:02:37,394 --> 01:02:39,528
That's why you do it.

1086
01:02:39,530 --> 01:02:41,529
Making them fear you
is just as good,

1087
01:02:41,531 --> 01:02:43,631
if not better,
than making them love you.

1088
01:02:43,633 --> 01:02:45,332
Aren't you supposed
to be focusing

1089
01:02:45,334 --> 01:02:46,533
on your own revolution
right now?

1090
01:02:46,535 --> 01:02:50,206
I mean, your men
aren't exactly punctual.

1091
01:02:54,410 --> 01:02:56,343
Are you questioning

1092
01:02:56,345 --> 01:02:58,345
the loyalty of my men?

1093
01:02:58,347 --> 01:03:00,549
No, I-I just thought,
like, maybe you had

1094
01:03:00,551 --> 01:03:02,750
your own problems
to deal with.

1095
01:03:02,752 --> 01:03:06,520
They are bivouacking
in the mountains,

1096
01:03:06,522 --> 01:03:09,825
and I could get a communique
from them at any hour.

1097
01:03:09,827 --> 01:03:12,593
Okay. You don't have to
get all hissy.

1098
01:03:12,595 --> 01:03:14,231
I get it.

1099
01:03:31,582 --> 01:03:33,615
Please,

1100
01:03:33,617 --> 01:03:35,250
Father,

1101
01:03:35,252 --> 01:03:37,321
relieve my burden.

1102
01:03:40,656 --> 01:03:42,790
Dennis, get
your heinie down here

1103
01:03:42,792 --> 01:03:44,625
and wash these dishes.

1104
01:03:44,627 --> 01:03:47,164
Coming.
Just saying my prayers.

1105
01:03:52,401 --> 01:03:54,535
Who wins the human race?

1106
01:03:54,537 --> 01:03:55,404
I do.

1107
01:04:09,318 --> 01:04:12,888
<i>♪ That girl thinks she's
the queen of the neighborhood ♪</i>

1108
01:04:20,930 --> 01:04:22,531
Where'd you get that?

1109
01:04:22,533 --> 01:04:25,167
- Good one.
- I'm serious.

1110
01:04:25,169 --> 01:04:27,271
You forwarded it.
To everyone.

1111
01:04:29,305 --> 01:04:30,337
Where's Denny?

1112
01:04:30,339 --> 01:04:32,542
Probably digging
his own grave.

1113
01:04:46,856 --> 01:04:48,656
What?

1114
01:04:48,658 --> 01:04:50,758
Denny,
I didn't do it.

1115
01:04:50,760 --> 01:04:51,727
You were supposed to be

1116
01:04:51,729 --> 01:04:54,328
the only other person
who saw it.

1117
01:04:54,330 --> 01:04:56,497
Do you realize
what a bag of crap

1118
01:04:56,499 --> 01:04:58,732
my life is about
to turn into?

1119
01:04:58,734 --> 01:05:00,334
I'm sorry.

1120
01:05:13,883 --> 01:05:16,786
Anton, open up!

1121
01:05:19,555 --> 01:05:21,890
I told you not to mess with
Denny, and you did it anyway.

1122
01:05:21,892 --> 01:05:23,290
You cyber-bullied him.

1123
01:05:23,292 --> 01:05:25,627
That's, like, the worst thing
you can do to someone!

1124
01:05:25,629 --> 01:05:27,895
Oh, I can think
of a few worse things.

1125
01:05:27,897 --> 01:05:31,566
- He thinks I did it.
- You should have.

1126
01:05:31,568 --> 01:05:34,301
"Conscience doth make
cowards of us all."

1127
01:05:34,303 --> 01:05:37,238
That's Hamlet.
A leader for the ages.

1128
01:05:37,240 --> 01:05:39,274
Who got assassinated.

1129
01:05:39,276 --> 01:05:41,479
Yes. A noble end.

1130
01:05:42,511 --> 01:05:44,912
- Screw you!
- You too.

1131
01:05:51,421 --> 01:05:54,622
Pick up.

1132
01:05:54,624 --> 01:05:57,392
Hi, Denny, it's me.

1133
01:05:57,394 --> 01:05:59,928
Look, I swear
I did not leak that video.

1134
01:05:59,930 --> 01:06:02,430
You have no idea how insane
it is over here.

1135
01:06:02,432 --> 01:06:05,569
Please, please, please
call me back, okay? Bye.

1136
01:06:18,548 --> 01:06:20,548
Mom, did you hear that?

1137
01:06:20,550 --> 01:06:23,417
Anton, what's that noise?

1138
01:06:23,419 --> 01:06:25,287
There you go.

1139
01:06:25,289 --> 01:06:26,453
Anton, no!

1140
01:06:26,455 --> 01:06:28,689
What are you doing?

1141
01:06:28,691 --> 01:06:31,493
- He was spying on me.
- Are you milk-boarding him?

1142
01:06:31,495 --> 01:06:33,794
Well, I'm-I'm procuring
information.

1143
01:06:33,796 --> 01:06:36,830
- He's a government agent.
- I know this guy.

1144
01:06:36,832 --> 01:06:38,732
Mr. Spines?

1145
01:06:38,734 --> 01:06:42,370
Mr. Spines? This is
my social studies teacher!

1146
01:06:42,372 --> 01:06:43,437
Damn it.

1147
01:06:45,008 --> 01:06:47,841
I'm sorry! I'm not a spy!

1148
01:06:47,843 --> 01:06:49,711
I'm not a spy!
I'm not a spy!

1149
01:06:49,713 --> 01:06:51,578
I was concerned about Tatiana.

1150
01:06:51,580 --> 01:06:53,647
I thought there might be
some trouble at home,

1151
01:06:53,649 --> 01:06:56,750
so I called Child Protective
Services, and they told me...

1152
01:06:56,752 --> 01:06:59,620
Wait a minute. You called
Child Services on me?!

1153
01:06:59,622 --> 01:07:01,622
Well, no. Well, yeah.

1154
01:07:01,624 --> 01:07:04,591
No, I thought when you refused
to discuss the situation,

1155
01:07:04,593 --> 01:07:06,560
I thought it was a red flag,
so I just...

1156
01:07:06,562 --> 01:07:07,662
But now I can see everything...

1157
01:07:07,664 --> 01:07:09,596
No, everything's
perfectly normal.

1158
01:07:09,598 --> 01:07:12,600
- You were spying on me?
- What? Take my camera.

1159
01:07:12,602 --> 01:07:14,502
I'll tear up the report!
It's all good!

1160
01:07:14,504 --> 01:07:16,504
Mom, no! Mom, stop it!

1161
01:07:16,506 --> 01:07:18,073
Mom, wait! Stop, stop!

1162
01:07:18,075 --> 01:07:19,607
Have you gone
completely bat-shit!

1163
01:07:22,979 --> 01:07:26,948
You think I'm a bad mother?
I'm a seriously bad mother!

1164
01:07:28,952 --> 01:07:31,821
I'm sorry.
I've gotten the wrong man.

1165
01:07:41,497 --> 01:07:43,700
What the hell is wrong
with you people!

1166
01:08:20,837 --> 01:08:22,136
Fraud.

1167
01:08:22,138 --> 01:08:23,904
Excuse me?

1168
01:08:23,906 --> 01:08:26,174
I didn't hear
what you said.

1169
01:08:26,176 --> 01:08:28,777
You are a fraud.

1170
01:08:28,779 --> 01:08:32,179
A fraud is someone
who is pretending to be

1171
01:08:32,181 --> 01:08:34,883
something he isn't.

1172
01:08:34,885 --> 01:08:37,719
I am what I am...

1173
01:08:37,721 --> 01:08:40,020
a man with a past,
and certainly

1174
01:08:40,022 --> 01:08:41,990
a man with a future.

1175
01:08:41,992 --> 01:08:43,524
Yeah.

1176
01:08:43,526 --> 01:08:45,160
Torturing innocent dudes
in suburbia.

1177
01:08:45,162 --> 01:08:46,294
What an awesome future.

1178
01:08:46,296 --> 01:08:49,798
It's better that
a man loses his head

1179
01:08:49,800 --> 01:08:52,901
than a country
loses a war.

1180
01:08:52,903 --> 01:08:54,001
What war?

1181
01:08:54,003 --> 01:08:56,537
Don't you get it?
The war is over.

1182
01:08:56,539 --> 01:08:58,540
The war is never over.

1183
01:08:58,542 --> 01:08:59,741
There's no one
left to fight.

1184
01:08:59,743 --> 01:09:01,843
What are you gonna do,
blow up my school?

1185
01:09:01,845 --> 01:09:04,144
I am a rebel,
and I will keep going

1186
01:09:04,146 --> 01:09:06,850
until someone stops me.

1187
01:09:07,984 --> 01:09:10,854
You think you're
going to be that someone?

1188
01:09:13,722 --> 01:09:16,590
My daughter Chloe
and I

1189
01:09:16,592 --> 01:09:18,626
are estranged.

1190
01:09:18,628 --> 01:09:20,761
I can see why.

1191
01:09:20,763 --> 01:09:22,863
And she was engaged
to a man

1192
01:09:22,865 --> 01:09:25,934
who we suspected
of treason.

1193
01:09:25,936 --> 01:09:27,602
A dissident.

1194
01:09:27,604 --> 01:09:30,037
A threat to the state.

1195
01:09:30,039 --> 01:09:32,607
And my daughter

1196
01:09:32,609 --> 01:09:34,742
was in love with him.

1197
01:09:34,744 --> 01:09:36,980
So what did you do?

1198
01:09:38,214 --> 01:09:41,115
I had him executed,

1199
01:09:41,117 --> 01:09:44,887
and my daughter spent
three years in prison.

1200
01:09:46,756 --> 01:09:49,122
You must have the courage

1201
01:09:49,124 --> 01:09:52,727
to do what you believe in,

1202
01:09:52,729 --> 01:09:55,196
even if it hurts

1203
01:09:55,198 --> 01:09:57,034
the ones that you love.

1204
01:10:00,035 --> 01:10:03,140
Do you have that kind
of courage, Tatiana?

1205
01:10:07,142 --> 01:10:08,578
Do you?

1206
01:10:11,515 --> 01:10:13,915
That's sad.

1207
01:10:13,917 --> 01:10:17,020
I thought you were a rebel,
but you're just a punk.

1208
01:10:28,198 --> 01:10:30,798
Some jack-wagon
egged our house.

1209
01:10:30,800 --> 01:10:32,966
<i>It has been decades
since these island people</i>

1210
01:10:32,968 --> 01:10:35,836
<i>have seen a free
and fair election.</i>

1211
01:10:35,838 --> 01:10:38,740
<i>Turnout at the polls
is said to be 90%,</i>

1212
01:10:38,742 --> 01:10:41,242
<i>and the mood on the streets
is jubilant.</i>

1213
01:10:41,244 --> 01:10:44,011
<i>It's almost as if
the outcome doesn't matter,</i>

1214
01:10:44,013 --> 01:10:47,081
<i>as long as Anton Vincent
isn't the winner.</i>

1215
01:10:49,052 --> 01:10:51,152
You want some brekkie?
We have, like,

1216
01:10:51,154 --> 01:10:53,554
six different kinds
of sugar cereal,

1217
01:10:53,556 --> 01:10:56,256
and doughnuts.

1218
01:10:56,258 --> 01:10:57,959
These ones
are really good.

1219
01:10:57,961 --> 01:11:00,995
Oh, we got a lot left too.

1220
01:11:00,997 --> 01:11:04,197
Anton?

1221
01:11:04,199 --> 01:11:06,233
Anton!

1222
01:11:06,235 --> 01:11:08,036
Anton, stop!

1223
01:11:08,038 --> 01:11:10,103
Anton! Anton!

1224
01:11:10,105 --> 01:11:12,072
Anton! Anton, stop!

1225
01:11:12,074 --> 01:11:13,575
Anton!

1226
01:11:19,248 --> 01:11:20,950
Hi.

1227
01:11:35,899 --> 01:11:38,666
I am so sorry.
I did not mean that.

1228
01:11:38,668 --> 01:11:40,734
- It's okay.
- I am such a klutz.

1229
01:11:40,736 --> 01:11:42,103
- I'm so sorry.
- It's okay.

1230
01:11:42,105 --> 01:11:44,808
- I am really sorry.
- It's fine.

1231
01:11:56,218 --> 01:11:58,353
Dude, he's gonna jump!

1232
01:11:58,355 --> 01:12:00,755
Who's jumping? Who's jumping?

1233
01:12:00,757 --> 01:12:02,223
- Denny.
- Denny?

1234
01:12:06,029 --> 01:12:07,664
He's gonna jump!

1235
01:12:11,066 --> 01:12:12,634
Denny!

1236
01:12:12,636 --> 01:12:15,636
I have broken divine law!

1237
01:12:15,638 --> 01:12:17,938
I have disobeyed my Father.

1238
01:12:17,940 --> 01:12:20,207
- Denny, get down.
- I realize that by taking

1239
01:12:20,209 --> 01:12:24,144
my own life, I am committing
a second mortal sin.

1240
01:12:24,146 --> 01:12:25,647
That's okay.

1241
01:12:25,649 --> 01:12:28,649
The left leg of hell
is too good for me.

1242
01:12:28,651 --> 01:12:30,385
I want to go all the way
to the stomach,

1243
01:12:30,387 --> 01:12:32,219
where the worst people go!

1244
01:12:32,221 --> 01:12:34,988
Denny, stop!

1245
01:12:34,990 --> 01:12:36,158
No!

1246
01:12:45,668 --> 01:12:48,169
What is wrong with you?
Stop it!

1247
01:12:48,171 --> 01:12:50,138
Ow! Ow!

1248
01:12:50,140 --> 01:12:51,438
Ow, ow, ow, ow!

1249
01:12:51,440 --> 01:12:54,845
Ow. This hurts.

1250
01:12:56,212 --> 01:13:00,081
Ow! My legs, uh,
I think they're broken.

1251
01:13:00,083 --> 01:13:01,381
Ow. Ow. Ow.

1252
01:13:01,383 --> 01:13:05,118
Somebody call 911.

1253
01:13:07,990 --> 01:13:09,924
What's with all the hoopla?

1254
01:13:09,926 --> 01:13:13,126
Denny tried to kill himself.
He jumped off the roof.

1255
01:13:13,128 --> 01:13:14,828
Of the school?

1256
01:13:14,830 --> 01:13:16,863
That's not even
two stories.

1257
01:13:16,865 --> 01:13:19,901
Yeah, that's why he didn't die.
He just broke a bunch of bones.

1258
01:13:19,903 --> 01:13:23,103
- Not the sharpest knife, is he?
- Mom, stop.

1259
01:13:23,105 --> 01:13:25,072
- Guess what.
- What?

1260
01:13:25,074 --> 01:13:27,875
Anton thinks that
I could actually

1261
01:13:27,877 --> 01:13:29,710
become a real dentist.

1262
01:13:29,712 --> 01:13:31,179
- Oh, does he?
- Yeah.

1263
01:13:31,181 --> 01:13:32,112
Oh.

1264
01:13:32,114 --> 01:13:34,849
I guess
in his country,

1265
01:13:34,851 --> 01:13:37,251
there's more doctors
per capita than any other

1266
01:13:37,253 --> 01:13:39,252
country in the whole world.
Can you believe that?

1267
01:13:39,254 --> 01:13:41,054
Yeah, that's 'cause all
the idiots who get rejected

1268
01:13:41,056 --> 01:13:43,057
for med school here
go there.

1269
01:13:43,059 --> 01:13:46,027
Why do you have to be
such a downer?

1270
01:13:46,029 --> 01:13:49,162
Anton thinks that
I can do it, and...

1271
01:13:49,164 --> 01:13:51,933
you know, I feel really good
about my knowledge of teeth.

1272
01:13:51,935 --> 01:13:53,901
Anton is a liar.

1273
01:13:53,903 --> 01:13:55,870
I looked him up
on Wikipedia, okay?

1274
01:13:55,872 --> 01:13:58,139
He is not the great
revolutionary he claims to be.

1275
01:13:58,141 --> 01:14:00,174
- Don't say that.
- Did you know that he was

1276
01:14:00,176 --> 01:14:02,477
handed the job
from his dictator dad?

1277
01:14:02,479 --> 01:14:05,078
And this whole rebel thing?
That's bullshit.

1278
01:14:05,080 --> 01:14:06,880
He fought one battle
in the mountains

1279
01:14:06,882 --> 01:14:09,149
from a helicopter.

1280
01:14:09,151 --> 01:14:12,853
Oh, Christ.
I'm not even speeding.

1281
01:14:12,855 --> 01:14:15,857
You don't think they're
looking for Anton, do you?

1282
01:14:15,859 --> 01:14:17,192
If they tracked his

1283
01:14:17,194 --> 01:14:19,292
eight zillion emails,
it wouldn't be a shocker.

1284
01:14:19,294 --> 01:14:21,328
I thought you were
being careful.

1285
01:14:21,330 --> 01:14:22,830
I was being careful.

1286
01:14:22,832 --> 01:14:24,131
He's the one
on the Internet 24-7.

1287
01:14:24,133 --> 01:14:25,367
You were supposed
to be helping him.

1288
01:14:25,369 --> 01:14:28,236
He doesn't know
the Internet like you do!

1289
01:14:29,372 --> 01:14:32,305
If they don't have
their flashers on,

1290
01:14:32,307 --> 01:14:34,075
I don't have to
pull over, right?

1291
01:14:34,077 --> 01:14:35,542
That's the law, isn't it?
Look it up.

1292
01:14:35,544 --> 01:14:37,913
Just pull in
and act normal.

1293
01:15:14,484 --> 01:15:16,951
I picked up some ingredients
for fried bananas.

1294
01:15:16,953 --> 01:15:19,152
You see, the secret
is in the oil.

1295
01:15:19,154 --> 01:15:21,923
- See how it caramelizes?
- Mm-hmm.

1296
01:15:21,925 --> 01:15:24,157
Smell it.

1297
01:15:24,159 --> 01:15:25,326
Mm.

1298
01:15:28,964 --> 01:15:30,965
They're all over the place.

1299
01:15:30,967 --> 01:15:32,934
Anton, I told you.

1300
01:15:32,936 --> 01:15:34,568
We have to hide you.
Come on.

1301
01:15:36,105 --> 01:15:37,136
Oh, my God!
What are we gonna do?

1302
01:15:37,138 --> 01:15:40,508
Darlene, I am not
afraid to face them.

1303
01:15:40,510 --> 01:15:42,376
They will extradite me,

1304
01:15:42,378 --> 01:15:45,412
and my people
will welcome me home.

1305
01:15:47,016 --> 01:15:48,849
Please, Anton,
just stay inside.

1306
01:15:48,851 --> 01:15:50,084
Mom,
stop it.

1307
01:15:50,086 --> 01:15:51,419
I don't want you
to go out there.

1308
01:15:51,421 --> 01:15:53,520
Just let him go!
You're gonna get us all killed!

1309
01:15:53,522 --> 01:15:55,590
Shh!

1310
01:16:02,998 --> 01:16:06,367
Exit the house
with your hands raised.

1311
01:16:10,172 --> 01:16:12,173
This is
your final warning.

1312
01:16:12,175 --> 01:16:14,744
Come out of the house now.

1313
01:16:18,647 --> 01:16:22,617
Sir, he's standing there
with his arms raised!

1314
01:16:22,619 --> 01:16:25,518
Ma'am, remain inside.

1315
01:16:25,520 --> 01:16:28,257
Well, what more
do you want from him?

1316
01:16:30,159 --> 01:16:34,327
We don't want the grandpa,
we want the girl.

1317
01:16:34,329 --> 01:16:36,229
What girl?

1318
01:16:36,231 --> 01:16:38,534
Tatiana Louise Miles.

1319
01:16:44,172 --> 01:16:47,073
- What did you do?
- I didn't do anything.

1320
01:16:47,075 --> 01:16:49,546
Come out now,
or we're coming in.

1321
01:17:12,101 --> 01:17:13,968
"Check it out, homies.

1322
01:17:13,970 --> 01:17:16,002
Hashtag slutbag,

1323
01:17:16,004 --> 01:17:17,071
hashtag...

1324
01:17:17,073 --> 01:17:20,073
druggie in da houzzz."

1325
01:17:20,075 --> 01:17:22,276
That was your email.

1326
01:17:22,278 --> 01:17:23,376
Anton said that.

1327
01:17:23,378 --> 01:17:25,211
I would never hashtag
in an email.

1328
01:17:25,213 --> 01:17:27,081
- No one would.
- Excuse me?

1329
01:17:27,083 --> 01:17:29,716
That e-blast was sent from

1330
01:17:29,718 --> 01:17:31,218
your daughter's computer.

1331
01:17:31,220 --> 01:17:32,486
Well, how do you know
she sent it?

1332
01:17:32,488 --> 01:17:34,721
Somebody else
could've sent it.

1333
01:17:34,723 --> 01:17:35,822
It's unlikely.

1334
01:17:35,824 --> 01:17:38,259
Okay, let's say
she did send it...

1335
01:17:38,261 --> 01:17:41,295
which she didn't,
but let's say she did...

1336
01:17:41,297 --> 01:17:43,630
is it a crime
to send an email?

1337
01:17:43,632 --> 01:17:46,634
That depends on the content.
Two teens in bed?

1338
01:17:46,636 --> 01:17:50,203
Both over 18, perv.

1339
01:17:50,205 --> 01:17:52,406
And under covers.
You can't even see anything.

1340
01:17:52,408 --> 01:17:54,140
Did you know
your daughter secretly

1341
01:17:54,142 --> 01:17:56,309
idolized Anton Vincent,
the dictator?

1342
01:17:56,311 --> 01:17:58,979
She wrote as many as
five letters to him,

1343
01:17:58,981 --> 01:18:01,314
letters she believed
he was answering.

1344
01:18:01,316 --> 01:18:03,517
You used
this very computer

1345
01:18:03,519 --> 01:18:06,620
to try to contact
Vincent's associates,

1346
01:18:06,622 --> 01:18:08,255
known arms dealers.

1347
01:18:08,257 --> 01:18:09,523
Your hard drive

1348
01:18:09,525 --> 01:18:12,193
shows inquiries
about assault rifles,

1349
01:18:12,195 --> 01:18:15,161
shoulder-launched missiles,
anti-aircraft ordnance.

1350
01:18:15,163 --> 01:18:17,197
You think
she was gonna use

1351
01:18:17,199 --> 01:18:19,332
anti-aircraft ordnance
on the school?

1352
01:18:19,334 --> 01:18:22,370
It's possible.
There were battle plans

1353
01:18:22,372 --> 01:18:25,171
in your garage,
detailing

1354
01:18:25,173 --> 01:18:28,442
a revolution against
teachers and students.

1355
01:18:28,444 --> 01:18:30,577
No, that was a social
revolution,

1356
01:18:30,579 --> 01:18:32,013
like in <i>Mean Girls?</i>

1357
01:18:32,015 --> 01:18:33,313
Miss Miles,

1358
01:18:33,315 --> 01:18:35,448
I love <i>Mean Girls</i>
as much as the next guy.

1359
01:18:35,450 --> 01:18:38,352
I wish to God
we could go back to a time

1360
01:18:38,354 --> 01:18:40,621
when Regina George
on diet pills was scary,

1361
01:18:40,623 --> 01:18:42,790
but those days
are gone forever.

1362
01:18:42,792 --> 01:18:46,093
The Plastics aren't
a threat we care about.

1363
01:18:46,095 --> 01:18:48,261
Plastic <i>explosives...</i>

1364
01:18:48,263 --> 01:18:50,031
now, that's a threat.

1365
01:18:50,033 --> 01:18:53,200
So, tell us,

1366
01:18:53,202 --> 01:18:55,402
are you hiding weaponry?

1367
01:18:55,404 --> 01:18:57,170
No. I don't have
any weaponry.

1368
01:18:57,172 --> 01:18:59,639
You surfed a Web site
called "Commando Wholesale."

1369
01:18:59,641 --> 01:19:02,175
You bid on, and won,

1370
01:19:02,177 --> 01:19:05,578
a used Soviet T-72 tank!

1371
01:19:05,580 --> 01:19:07,581
What are you hiding,
little girl?

1372
01:19:07,583 --> 01:19:09,649
- Not a tank.
- You're hiding something!

1373
01:19:09,651 --> 01:19:10,654
What is it?

1374
01:19:11,988 --> 01:19:14,220
<i>This is Detective Spano.</i>

1375
01:19:14,222 --> 01:19:16,122
<i>You got anything solid?</i>

1376
01:19:16,124 --> 01:19:19,059
We got nothing.

1377
01:19:19,061 --> 01:19:21,594
<i>Nothing here.</i>

1378
01:19:21,596 --> 01:19:24,398
- We're out of here.
- You're free to go,

1379
01:19:24,400 --> 01:19:26,399
but that doesn't mean
you're free.

1380
01:19:26,401 --> 01:19:28,471
- We'll be watching you.
- Yeah.

1381
01:19:31,406 --> 01:19:33,773
You heard what they said.
Come on.

1382
01:19:33,775 --> 01:19:35,542
I am hiding something.

1383
01:19:35,544 --> 01:19:37,577
- Assault rifles.
- Shoulder-launched missiles.

1384
01:19:37,579 --> 01:19:40,516
I'm not hiding weapons,
you morons.

1385
01:19:42,318 --> 01:19:44,551
I'm hiding a man.
No, Mom, I'm doing this!

1386
01:19:44,553 --> 01:19:47,353
No, my daughter, she's under
duress, and she doesn't know...

1387
01:19:47,355 --> 01:19:49,622
Anton Vincent has been
living in our house.

1388
01:19:49,624 --> 01:19:52,393
No! Don't listen to her.
You said it yourself...

1389
01:19:52,395 --> 01:19:55,429
She believes that he's writing
her letters. She's delusional!

1390
01:19:55,431 --> 01:19:57,398
You're the one
who's delusional, Mom!

1391
01:19:57,400 --> 01:19:59,700
Can't you see that
he wants us to turn him in?

1392
01:19:59,702 --> 01:20:01,268
You can't see
what he's capable of,

1393
01:20:01,270 --> 01:20:02,402
because you're totally
in love with him!

1394
01:20:02,404 --> 01:20:04,205
I am not in love with him!

1395
01:20:04,207 --> 01:20:06,173
What do you think?
He's gonna move in,

1396
01:20:06,175 --> 01:20:07,340
he's gonna fix
all the broken shit,

1397
01:20:07,342 --> 01:20:09,777
he's gonna screw you
and ask you to marry him?

1398
01:20:09,779 --> 01:20:10,747
Shut up!

1399
01:20:17,119 --> 01:20:19,353
Um,

1400
01:20:19,355 --> 01:20:21,658
you still got a 20
on the grandpa?

1401
01:20:28,763 --> 01:20:30,497
Wow.
This is a lot nicer

1402
01:20:30,499 --> 01:20:33,166
than the rehab center
my mom went to.

1403
01:20:33,168 --> 01:20:36,303
Yeah, it's pretty nice.

1404
01:20:36,305 --> 01:20:39,273
So, he told them that
he was holding us hostage,

1405
01:20:39,275 --> 01:20:41,375
and he forced me to do things
I would never do,

1406
01:20:41,377 --> 01:20:43,810
so basically,
they dropped the charges.

1407
01:20:43,812 --> 01:20:46,147
Sounds like
an upstanding dude.

1408
01:20:46,149 --> 01:20:48,816
Kinda,
for a dictator.

1409
01:20:48,818 --> 01:20:51,684
So, um,

1410
01:20:51,686 --> 01:20:53,286
about Sarvia...

1411
01:20:53,288 --> 01:20:55,457
Yeah. I'm an idiot.

1412
01:20:58,694 --> 01:20:59,960
Um, listen,

1413
01:20:59,962 --> 01:21:02,295
if you really liked her,
she seems like a nice girl,

1414
01:21:02,297 --> 01:21:03,496
and maybe I didn't
give her a chance.

1415
01:21:03,498 --> 01:21:05,432
You gave her a chance.

1416
01:21:05,434 --> 01:21:07,537
And she's not so awesome.

1417
01:21:11,173 --> 01:21:14,308
Did I wreck everything?

1418
01:21:14,310 --> 01:21:17,710
If there ever was a chance
for me and you,

1419
01:21:17,712 --> 01:21:20,514
did I blow it?

1420
01:21:20,516 --> 01:21:22,316
No.

1421
01:21:22,318 --> 01:21:24,318
But maybe we should
take it slow,

1422
01:21:24,320 --> 01:21:26,187
you know,
see where it all goes.

1423
01:21:26,189 --> 01:21:27,723
- Slow's good.
- Yeah.

1424
01:21:29,324 --> 01:21:30,758
- Ow.
- Sorry.

1425
01:21:30,760 --> 01:21:32,361
- Kidding.
- Okay.

1426
01:21:53,682 --> 01:21:55,883
They're not torturing you
or anything, are they?

1427
01:21:55,885 --> 01:21:59,622
Only the food.
It's worse than your mother's.

1428
01:22:00,789 --> 01:22:02,855
"I am tied to the stake,

1429
01:22:02,857 --> 01:22:04,892
but I stand by the cause."

1430
01:22:04,894 --> 01:22:06,762
<i>Hamlet.</i>

1431
01:22:08,230 --> 01:22:09,796
<i>King Lear.</i>

1432
01:22:09,798 --> 01:22:11,868
More apropos.

1433
01:22:14,604 --> 01:22:16,370
- Ah.
- This might help.

1434
01:22:24,346 --> 01:22:25,714
Delicious.

1435
01:22:29,517 --> 01:22:31,587
I wrote to my daughter.

1436
01:22:32,622 --> 01:22:35,892
I only did it
because of you.

1437
01:22:39,262 --> 01:22:41,464
I'm the one
who turned you in.

1438
01:22:43,031 --> 01:22:44,798
I know.

1439
01:22:44,800 --> 01:22:46,532
Well, I mean, it's your fault.
You're the one

1440
01:22:46,534 --> 01:22:48,537
who told me to stand up
for what I believe in.

1441
01:22:49,538 --> 01:22:51,938
I'm proud of you, Tatiana.

1442
01:22:51,940 --> 01:22:53,474
Why?

1443
01:22:53,476 --> 01:22:56,546
Because you became a rebel.

1444
01:22:58,314 --> 01:23:00,383
You found your voice.

1445
01:23:02,752 --> 01:23:04,754
Use it wisely.

1446
01:23:23,004 --> 01:23:24,604
How'd it go?

1447
01:23:24,606 --> 01:23:27,476
Did I do the right thing?

1448
01:23:29,912 --> 01:23:32,714
Not that I have any
experience with it, but...

1449
01:23:34,850 --> 01:23:37,520
if it was hard, it was
probably the right thing.

1450
01:23:40,422 --> 01:23:42,456
I got to make a stop.

1451
01:23:42,458 --> 01:23:43,857
- Where?
- Charles.

1452
01:23:43,859 --> 01:23:46,859
Seriously? You're NOT making me
spy on him again. I'm not...

1453
01:23:46,861 --> 01:23:51,400
Pipe down. It's a different
kind of mission.

1454
01:23:56,872 --> 01:23:58,738
Okay, Sharon,
everything's looking...

1455
01:23:58,740 --> 01:24:00,607
- Charles?
- Darlene!

1456
01:24:00,609 --> 01:24:02,009
You said you didn't want
the Saturday...

1457
01:24:02,011 --> 01:24:04,010
I don't want any shift.

1458
01:24:04,012 --> 01:24:05,778
I'm here to quit.

1459
01:24:05,780 --> 01:24:08,717
FYI, your dentist here,
he likes to suck feet.

1460
01:24:12,721 --> 01:24:15,488
<i>Anton Vincent was extradited
to his homeland today.</i>

1461
01:24:15,490 --> 01:24:17,057
<i>Charged with crimes
against humanity,</i>

1462
01:24:17,059 --> 01:24:20,661
<i>the one-time strongman will
face a military tribunal.</i>

1463
01:24:20,663 --> 01:24:22,629
<i>A coup forced
Papa Vincent,</i>

1464
01:24:22,631 --> 01:24:24,697
<i>as he was known,
into exile.</i>

1465
01:24:24,699 --> 01:24:26,700
<i>He fled to the United States
but was captured</i>

1466
01:24:26,702 --> 01:24:29,902
<i>when his mother-daughter
hostages managed to escape.</i>

1467
01:24:29,904 --> 01:24:32,473
<i>On Scene Now News is live</i>

1468
01:24:32,475 --> 01:24:33,840
<i>with reaction.</i>

1469
01:24:33,842 --> 01:24:36,376
<i>You girls have been through
a huge ordeal.</i>

1470
01:24:36,378 --> 01:24:38,379
<i>Do you care to comment?</i>

1471
01:24:38,381 --> 01:24:40,413
<i>It's been completely
life-changing.</i>

1472
01:24:40,415 --> 01:24:43,082
<i>I honestly think
I have PTSD.</i>

1473
01:24:43,084 --> 01:24:45,818
<i>You'd think the leader of
a country wouldn't cyber-bully,</i>

1474
01:24:45,820 --> 01:24:47,920
<i>but, like,
he totally did.</i>

1475
01:24:47,922 --> 01:24:49,723
<i>You know, he seemed like
a pretty nice guy,</i>

1476
01:24:49,725 --> 01:24:51,892
<i>until he did this
to my fichus.</i>

1477
01:24:51,894 --> 01:24:53,660
<i>Oh, you don't even want
to see my lawn.</i>

1478
01:24:53,662 --> 01:24:55,862
<i>And I think he stole
my lawn mower.</i>

1479
01:25:00,936 --> 01:25:02,672
Come on.

1480
01:25:07,008 --> 01:25:08,944
Let's eat.

1481
01:25:11,012 --> 01:25:13,080
Mole Maria,

1482
01:25:13,082 --> 01:25:14,851
in honor of him.

1483
01:25:20,890 --> 01:25:24,425
Hmm. This actually
isn't half bad.

1484
01:25:24,427 --> 01:25:26,527
A compliment.

1485
01:25:26,529 --> 01:25:28,562
Relax.
All I said was,

1486
01:25:28,564 --> 01:25:30,700
"Isn't half bad."

1487
01:25:32,534 --> 01:25:34,568
Not half bad...

1488
01:25:34,570 --> 01:25:36,569
is half good,

1489
01:25:36,571 --> 01:25:39,042
so I'll take it
as a compliment.

1490
01:25:46,848 --> 01:25:49,952
I guess your pal
got his pen back.

1491
01:25:55,658 --> 01:25:57,760
There's one for you too.

1492
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